Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Of course. If you wanted a chainsaw, an inflatable kayak and skiwear.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill?

They live there.

Why am I so tired?

Because you have run three marathons back to back
What's for tea?

An infusion of leaves from various plants.

Will this house purchase actually go through this week?

Yes and several more you hadent realised you had purchased
What is the man in the moon called ?

Steve

What are the top 5 names for Baby Badgers this year?

Ian,Dave ,Mary ,Jane and Pete
Will it snow again tommorow?

No, it will rain cats and dogs.
Would anybody like some cake?

Oh yes please I'm on my way
Shall I bring wine and crisps?

And some hot men too please

Actually where can I find a decent hot man?

In a volcano

How do you visualise the Geneva Convention? (Actual conversation DH and I just had...)

Everyone punching themselves even if they are not part of the fight.

Will my kitten stop biting me?

Yes if you stop bathing in kitten food.

How often should I wash my hair?

On a Tuesday between January and February, but only if there is a full moon and the moon is green.

Who's going to win: the music I have playing in my earphones, or the music playing on the radio downstairs?

You should turn up your radio downstairs. Your neighbors will thank you as I'm sure it's better than what they are listening to.

What's the best way of getting out of phone duty at work?

Give the phone to a toddler and deny all Knowledge

Anyone else bored?

No of course not ,theres nothing more exciting than a not very warm april day in the Easter holidays with no where to go and nothing open
What shall I do this afternoon?

Aww, is the house purchasing not exciting enough?

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag (drifting through the wind, wanting to start again)?

X-post!

You should help Aroundtheworldin80moves with the house purchase!

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag (drifting through the wind, wanting to start again)?

No i feel like driftwood...
When should I get up and stop watching crime documentaries and do something?

Next week.

Do Soft toys breed when your back is turned?

Yes... naughty toys...

How many threads are on your Threads I'm On right now?

None. I never post.

How long would I believed my 'D'H about there being an escaped Lion clause in our new house legal pack if he hadn't admitted he made it up? (The house is near a zoo!)

He wasn't fibbing there is a clause ,I hope your new house doesn't have a pond as there is also a clause about escaped crocodiles.....
Did Handy Manny ever marry Kelly?

No, but Handy Mandy did.

Is Dcat about to pounce on me? she probably is, please send bandages