Alan Partridge- Let battle commence.

[MaraThorn]

Best opening line for sex ever?

Has anyone had a better line?

Keeps the wolf from the door so to speak.

and tapping the 1/2 sink - 'get rid of it'

There's that idiot in the black Hillman Imp. Is he going to get petrol? No, he's just using the forecourt to turn round. He thinks he's Rod Stewart.

@Furball

and tapping the 1/2 sink - 'get rid of it'

Love that bit

At the Norfolk bravery awards to guy in wheelchair: "Are you brave enough to let me finish my conversation?"

I just took a dump on Buck Rogers toilet

I don't think sidekick Simon gets enough love. His desperate awkwardness is pure gold.

Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome - and properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.

Please give a big ha...... Applaud! Applaud like mad for Susan!

🤣🤣🤣

@buenavistabelle

Please give a big ha...... Applaud! Applaud like mad for Susan!

🤣🤣🤣

You called 😊

@Furball

and tapping the 1/2 sink - 'get rid of it'

When I showed my DC around the new house we were renting there was a half sink in the kitchen, DS2 being the Partridge fan he is, says as quick as a flash “what’s this? Get rid of it”

We didn’t get a lacquered egg tree mind...

She drove off

I gorged on Toblerone and drove to Dundee in my bare feet.

Not my words, Carol, those are the words of Top Gear Magazine..

@SingleHandSue on both counts

When he is at Dans house

And Lynn says - Urgh! when he tells them they are sex people.

and Alan says - Don’t make the same noise as them! They’ll think you’ll want to join in. I’ll pause it. Oh, I’ve hit fast forward. Looks like a sort of hard-core Benny Hill. That’s the kitchen work surface I was telling you about.

One small Baileys, please

You're through to the static home...

When I raised my legs just then, something happened which was unplanned. I released an unexpected but potent gust. I’d like to apologise in advance if it registers, because it is out there.

@SingleHandSue

When I raised my legs just then, something happened which was unplanned. I released an unexpected but potent gust. I’d like to apologise in advance if it registers, because it is out there.

🤣🤣🤣