Alan Partridge- Let battle commence.

[MaraThorn]

Best opening line for sex ever?

Has anyone had a better line?

Keeps the wolf from the door so to speak.

[Furball]

and tapping the 1/2 sink - 'get rid of it'

[Butterymuffin]

There's that idiot in the black Hillman Imp. Is he going to get petrol? No, he's just using the forecourt to turn round. He thinks he's Rod Stewart.

[tuttifuckinfruity]

@Furball

and tapping the 1/2 sink - 'get rid of it'

Love that bit

[tuttifuckinfruity]

At the Norfolk bravery awards to guy in wheelchair: "Are you brave enough to let me finish my conversation?"

[Aahotep]

I just took a dump on Buck Rogers toilet

[BentBastard]

I don't think sidekick Simon gets enough love. His desperate awkwardness is pure gold.

[Furball]

Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome - and properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.

[buenavistabelle]

Please give a big ha...... Applaud! Applaud like mad for Susan!

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[SingleHandSue]

@buenavistabelle

Please give a big ha...... Applaud! Applaud like mad for Susan!

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You called 😊

[SingleHandSue]

@Furball

and tapping the 1/2 sink - 'get rid of it'

When I showed my DC around the new house we were renting there was a half sink in the kitchen, DS2 being the Partridge fan he is, says as quick as a flash “what’s this? Get rid of it”

We didn’t get a lacquered egg tree mind...

[Aahotep]

She drove off

[TheNationsFavourite]

I gorged on Toblerone and drove to Dundee in my bare feet.

[TheNationsFavourite]

Not my words, Carol, those are the words of Top Gear Magazine..

[MoodyMarshall]

@SingleHandSue on both counts

[Furball]

When he is at Dans house

And Lynn says - Urgh! when he tells them they are sex people.

and Alan says - Don’t make the same noise as them! They’ll think you’ll want to join in. I’ll pause it. Oh, I’ve hit fast forward. Looks like a sort of hard-core Benny Hill. That’s the kitchen work surface I was telling you about.

[MindGrapes]

One small Baileys, please

You're through to the static home...

[SingleHandSue]

When I raised my legs just then, something happened which was unplanned. I released an unexpected but potent gust. I’d like to apologise in advance if it registers, because it is out there.

[buenavistabelle]

@SingleHandSue

When I raised my legs just then, something happened which was unplanned. I released an unexpected but potent gust. I’d like to apologise in advance if it registers, because it is out there.

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