Alan Partridge- Let battle commence.

[MaraThorn]

Best opening line for sex ever?

Has anyone had a better line?

Keeps the wolf from the door so to speak.

As an aside .... what did you all think of Alpha Papa? I wasn't sure I'd like it, but I did.

I cannot watch it. Too near to the truth, as I used to know the brother of the man it is allegedly based on.

Alan always makes me laugh so much. The first 'I'm Alan Partridge' series is honestly genius level. I mean I love them all, talkshows, radio shows and everything but that one is magnificent.

"You cut down the tree and you use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who is also your brother."

The boys are back in the barracks

From the same scene....call her a fat cow and hang up!

Loved Alpha Papa too @WankPuffins, and like you I wasn't sure I would. Michael jumping off the pier!

@Covine

Woooooah shit!!!

@Covine

Alan always makes me laugh so much. The first 'I'm Alan Partridge' series is honestly genius level. I mean I love them all, talkshows, radio shows and everything but that one is magnificent.

"You cut down the tree and you use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who is also your brother."

Posh sod with plums in your mouth.

Always good to see Chris Morris on there.

IAPseries1 is genius.

@peak2021

I cannot watch it. Too near to the truth, as I used to know the brother of the man it is allegedly based on.

Ooooo interesting tell us more!

@WankPuffins Alpha Papa..7 on 10.... let's make love

I also need to know more.

"Yes, I've just been having some mousse?"

And, when holding a door open for someone, dodging in front of someone else with "probably me next!"

Spine in a Bap

Jurassic Park!

The series where he’s in “the static home” with Sonia is uncomfortable to watch with DH though, as my FIL is literally the spit of Alan in that series.

"No, you CAN'T!"
"Well there's no need for that sort of language!"

I'm going nowhere Lynn. Literally, I'm on the ring road, it's my third time around. Just been to B+Q for some tungsten tipped screws. Never gonna use 'em...

So does that mean there will be noise or there won't be noise? Tough one to figure out, isn't it?
.....But they are just deaf; they're not deaf offenders?

@WankPuffins

Sunday Bloody Sunday’. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn’t it?

I really hate to do this to you, but it's actually a song about a massacre in Derry in 1972.

@tuttifuckinfruity

"No, you CAN'T!" "Well there's no need for that sort of language!"

I'm going nowhere Lynn. Literally, I'm on the ring road, it's my third time around. Just been to B+Q for some tungsten tipped screws. Never gonna use 'em...

..... never gonna use 'em

Ders more to Oireland dan dis

Who invented the skip?

Whatya doin' and who's with ya?

My face was designed as a leisure accessory

Or

Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubanks

@WankPuffins Dan Dan Dan is also classic P

@PistolKnight

Spine in a Bap

Isn’t there also something about Swans ?

When I was bored driving with work I used to pretend I was Alan on Radio
Think Henry 8 and the racing green Range Rover

Eeeh, happen he thinks i’m a right indecisive tit,

The cockney walk 😄

Oh and Micheal 😍😍😍

"Michael, that was just a noise"

"Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle"

"You've never had a cup of beans, man?"
"Do you have a spoon?"
"Eh...well there's one in the bathroom, like, but I've never had cause to use it"

No it's not, it's Kate Bush, what am I doing?

@Whylurkwhenicanjoinin

Eeeh, happen he thinks i’m a right indecisive tit,

The cockney walk 😄

😂😂😂😂