Alan Partridge- Let battle commence.

[MaraThorn]

Best opening line for sex ever?

Has anyone had a better line?

Keeps the wolf from the door so to speak.

I'm watching " This Time " right now for the second time haha so funny . I'm sitting here alone and laughing to myself

When he talks to the two Irish TV executives about the Irish potato famine -and says - If it was just the potatoes that were affected.. at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you’re a fussy eater

and have you seen when he's running in the clown shoes

Jackanackanory

@Furball

When he talks to the two Irish TV executives about the Irish potato famine -and says - If it was just the potatoes that were affected.. at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you’re a fussy eater

If you can afford to emigrate YouCam afford to eat in a modest restaurant

*you can

Ah, I'd forgotten about the Castro GTX jacket. Wonderful.

I too have been revisiting Alan after this thread... not a quote, but the best scene (possibly in comedy, ever) for my money is Alan's sales pitch to Dante Fires. Every exchange, every expression, every movement - utter perfection!

The Dante awards are in second place. "...and a copy of the Daily Express ... ooohh ... it's a gooood paper..." I think of this whenever I see the Express.

So... what's it like to be a lesbian?

You want me to sum up the experience of millions of women with one media-friendly soundbite?

If you could.

Gentlemen, choose your weapons! ... I’m offering to buy you a drink.

(To his adult son on the phone) You sound out of breath - have you been running? You’re 22 and you’re in bed with a girl, you’re wasting your life!

...and a crescent of crisps.

And a hot egg.

One small Baileys, please

"What's rude about a body?"

"Tits?"

This is one of my favourites ever. The way it's delivered!

Since becoming a parent I've done the 'Golly, an alien judge' sort of tone far more than I ever thought possible

Stop smiling lynne you've broken your neck

YES its an extender

One more-

Lynne, some of these people have come from Stoke.

Just going to leave this here:

The mind boggles

"Wings - the band The Beatles could've been"

@Monkeytennis97

It's good this isn't it even though we're just listing Partridge quotes...

God that’s good.

@Frenchdressing

Dan. Dan Dan DAN.......😆

Oh god brilliant!

@InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud

If we ever stay in a hotel I ask DH if he has packed his 'big plate'.....

Me too 😂

@Monkeytennis97 following your good example. In bed rewatching. Am just up to

'Sack Lynn for being unloyal - DISLOYAL'

Right, dry skin cream. I'm having an attack of the old flakes again. This morning my pillow looked like a flapjack.

Yeah Michael has seen things. Theres the one were Lynne drives them to steal a traffic cone and the police come and Michael's PTSD kicks in

@user1471565182

Yeah Michael has seen things. Theres the one were Lynne drives them to steal a traffic cone and the police come and Michael's PTSD kicks in

Bill Carr 🤣