Alan Partridge- Let battle commence.

[MaraThorn]

Best opening line for sex ever?

Has anyone had a better line?

Keeps the wolf from the door so to speak.

God rest her racist soul. I'd like to say she was big hearted, but that would be BULLSHIT

I love you...in a way

Aah haaa.. my people!!

Has to be "smell my cheese" surely!

One i like to say when asked what I would like to drink is "I'll have some wine".. Blue Nun?

"Grrrr, I'm a Zombie!"

Was it AP that ran from the fans house shouting 'they're a mentalist'

“Stop getting Bond wrong!”

Monkey tennis

Aaahhhh ladyboys

They did have an underpant lining, but it's perished.

Cook, Pass, Babtridge

Back of the net!

@LadyEv

Monkey tennis

Can I recommend the Monkey Tennis podcast to all Alan fans.

They really know their onions.

This is a romantic tribute, to a lovely lady over there, with orange hair and a cigarette in her mouth

Could go your way, could go mine

@500BusStops

This is a romantic tribute, to a lovely lady over there, with orange hair and a cigarette in her mouth

Love this episode so much.

I live near the 'cracking owl sanctuary' and regularly walk where it was filmed and yes I have a photo of me doing the hip thrusting Alan does to Jill there😂

It’s hotter than the sun!

So many classic lines to choose from

JET

@Monkeytennis97 I am very happy to learn that is a real place. Is Long Stanton spice museum nearby?

[quote 500BusStops]@Monkeytennis97 I am very happy to learn that is a real place. Is Long Stanton spice museum nearby?

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😂 It's not anywhere near Norwich (the owl sanctuary). Longstanton spice museum doesn't exist sadly.

Cats, hammers.

DAN DAN DAN!!!!

Cash back!

@MagentaDoesNotExist

Smell my cheese!

Smell my cheese you mother!

Sunday Bloody Sunday’. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn’t it?

This thread has made me really happy - thanks OP.

My best mate at uni and I used “I love you, in a way” as our running sign off to each other (everyone thought we were shagging - we weren’t). He sadly died a few years back but any time I hear it again it makes me smile (as well as miss him).

I’ll throw in:

Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn’t it?

Agh cross post with @WankPuffins!

I love you all.

JET.