Alan Partridge- Let battle commence.

[MaraThorn]

Best opening line for sex ever?

Has anyone had a better line?

Keeps the wolf from the door so to speak.

@MindGrapes

Since becoming a parent I've done the 'Golly, an alien judge' sort of tone far more than I ever thought possible

😂😂. 😂😂. 😂😂

News.

and MOVE and FIRE and MOVE and FIRE

GET BACK IN THE LIFT LYNNE!!!

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It's good this isn't it even though we're just listing Partridge quotes...

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🤣☺️

A whole submarine?

He's Russian, he's got eyebrows.

Glang glanglangalangalangalangalangalang glangalang
Best film ever made

Who invented the skip?

I think there's a chap over there wearing jeeeeeans. Chap of about six?

It may be chocolate to you, Jill. But to an unwitting member of staff this could look like some sort of dirty protest.

Question from that person over there…

Woman in the audience with her hand up :- Has your career gone off the rails a bit?

Er, no, not you. The woman behind you.

I might as well say now, Sue Cook's pulled out

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic by a nice pond, you fill in the pond with concrete, plough the family into the soil, blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.

Don’t sing Susan, It sounds bad.

I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He’s married, so he wishes to remain anonymous. I shall only be using his Christian name. I’m talking to Domingo in Little Oakley

Snazzy headstone there. - Yeah. That’s one of those 80’s ones. Black granite. It’s a waste, really. Because if you sliced that three-wise, and laid it end to end, you’d have the lions share of the work surface for a posh kitchen.

Talking to Lynn's church friend fake Bono, in the stately home cafe:

"And how are you Bono?"
"I'm foin"
"And, er, how is the Edge?"
"The Edge is foin"
"And Adam Clayton"
"Adam Clayton is foin"

Sonia "He is not Bono"

@YouLando

Talking to Lynn's church friend fake Bono, in the stately home cafe:

"And how are you Bono?"
"I'm foin"
"And, er, how is the Edge?"
"The Edge is foin"
"And Adam Clayton"
"Adam Clayton is foin"

Sonia "He is not Bono"

This is one of my favourite Partridge episodes ever.

Along with the Coleman's mustard.

@Furball

Snazzy headstone there. - Yeah. That’s one of those 80’s ones. Black granite. It’s a waste, really. Because if you sliced that three-wise, and laid it end to end, you’d have the lions share of the work surface for a posh kitchen.

It's a Poggenpohl kitchen!

"I saw them last Thursday at a pap cancert."

Friend of mine got married at 'Blicklington Hall', she couldn't understand why I insisted on calling it Bono's House.

I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays.

@MindGrapes

"I saw them last Thursday at a pap cancert."

Friend of mine got married at 'Blicklington Hall', she couldn't understand why I insisted on calling it Bono's House.

We went to Norfolk for our summer holiday this year and fit in as many Partridge moments as we could. I particularly liked visiting Bono's House and had my picture taken in the carpark with his 'collection of hatchbacks'.

"And this is where Bono wrote The Joshua Tree - Bono? Bono? No, he must be out"

@Lurleene

We went to Norfolk for our summer holiday this year and fit in as many Partridge moments as we could. I particularly liked visiting Bono's House and had my picture taken in the carpark with his 'collection of hatchbacks'.

Did you also go to Long Stanton Spice Museum?

@MindGrapes - YES, thats it thank you!

There is normally three clocks on the wall there, telling the time in London, Paris......and Dublin. Which is the same as London but I do think sometimes you need to be reminded of that

When he was viewing a house.
'Is this (picking up a mug tree) included ?'