How much trouble am I in? (Food poisoning)

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DP made home made sushi.

I ate some with what I thought were black sesame seeds on it. Tasted weird. Turns out the black stuff was from an old jar of caviar DP found at the back of the fridge... that went out of date in 2017 (not envy)

What now? Am I going to die?

You’re probably dead already I would guess.

You might. I’m awfully sorry

But if you don't die you will never need another vaccination, or indeed antibiotic, for anything ever again.

("old jar of caviar???')

Place marking for when it all kicks off....or falls out....or comes up.
Best of luck

Drink loads of vodka to kill anything....?!?!!!?

Commiserations. Sounds like death in a jar.

RIP
You are about to shit yourself to death.
Will you have a hot or cold buffet at your wake?

And who, on gods green earth has caviar in the back of a cupboard? Who?
I’ve got bisto at the back of mine.

Its like you've been part of a bushtucker trial

I'll join you ate undercooked chicken last night didnt notice untill half way through. Back cramps and sore stomach just now.

No vodka in the house. Just Baileys which I don't think will help matters.

If the jar was unopened you might be fine. I’ve been eating years out of date stuff from our cupboards since forever and never got sick

Caviar is a bit dodgy though, I’d be sticking my fingers down my throat to get rid I think!!!

How much of it did you eat?

How much did you eat??

Stay near the toilet tonight, hope you dont have to fight dp for the toilet 🚽

Ew, I once got food poisoning from langoustines in a paella in Spain. Was horrific. Up all night puking n shitting, didn't know which way to approach the toilet. Didn't even lose any weight either.

Hope you end up being ok?

I would definitely be making myself sick 😂 thoughts are with you 😂 charcoal helps for poisoning so could be an option? Thoughts are with you. Your husband has a lot to answer for!

OP, you will not die, but you will give birth to many tiny sturgeon.

Try and make yourself vom. Then drink loads of water.

Or, just realise that tomorrow will be bad anyway, and drink the Christmas booze.

Made myself sick and hoping for the best...

DP thinks I'm being a drama queen.

Did it taste funny in an 'off' way or just odd because caviar is unfamiliar?
It might not be off even if past it's use by date.
Drink some water and see how you feel in an hour or two. Do you have any immodium or similar in the house?

Oh no, this is a nightmare!!! get some baby wipes in the fridge now for your poor arse once the shits start and drink plenty of water to stay hydrated

Godspeed OP

I bet you’ll be fine

Never tried caviar before (I don't move in caviar eating circles + try and be mainly vegan) so I don't know if it was off or not. It tasted quite disgusting but then I can't imagine fish eggs would be pleasant.

Oh dear!

Don't take immodium - it's only really meant to be used for emergencies (ie. When you can't guarantee a nearby bog) isn't it, it's grim stuff, and the reason you get the shits is to try and eliminate the toxins anyway.

What now? Am I going to die?

However bad you think covid is, you are going to feel a million times worse later.

Hope you stockpiled that big role!!