Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Because Boots are made for walking
Will the Donald post on this thread ?

Only if we let him win

Have the badgers found the new thread?

The Badgers are all around us and instinctively knew there was a new thread
Have the Badgers started decorating their Setts yet ?

They haven't quite sett out their decorations yet.

Why are my shoulders so weak?

Because you didn't eat your Weetabix

Why are there for cones all over my kitchen?

Because the Badgers have bought them in for Christmas sett decorating.

Are Badgers obeying the 'rulz'?

Because you bought the cones but forgot the ice-cream
What class are Badgers ( reading the thread where some very affluent mumsnetter ,s consider themselves working class)

Badgers know they are royalty!

But are the Badgers obeying the lockdown 'rulz'?

Yes because Badgers are sensible and realise the rulz apply to every one
Are there more Badgers than Humans?

Nope, they consider themselves Dancers.

Will Rudolph need a Covid test with his red nose?

Yes but he will only need to self isolate untill his negative test comes back
And then santa will say " Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight " but unfortunately Rudolph will then get symptoms and have to self isolate untill the middle of January
How does Santa manage to deliver so many presents in one night ?

Good question: how? I think he puts too much pressure on himself. We need to start thinking of his mental health. #SaveOurSanta

With his red nose, how does Rudolph play hide-and-seek with his fellow reindeer?

Normally he doesn't but this year with all the Reindeers wearing masks he can as none of the other Reindeers can tell
Should we set up a go fund me for# SaveOurSanta?

Absolutely!! I'll take charge of that.

Who wants to send Santa a self-care package?

I'll chip in as long as its none of that Forever Yoonique Herbal Living Juice Boss Babe Soaring Eagle Living the Dream Carplan Eek Aloe stuff.

Though normal Aloe Vera is fine.

What is Donald going to do/tweet when he finds out we've started a part 4?

Hes going to Tweet that it's not actually part four as he's still won Big so he can decide what it's called
Should Santa have a Beard care pack as part of a self care package ?

No. He doesn't like the beard.

Which supermarket has the best chocolate

Asda Smart price
Will I'm a celebrity really work in cold wet Wales?

Don't know but I know it would be great with a big whale 🐳 in it

What career should I retrain for?

Badger welfare officer

How busy will DH be at work today?

He will be so so busy ,that he just won't stop he will come home exhausted so have his pipe and slippers ready and his tea on the table
How many threads will there be about BOJO self isolating on Mumsnet today ?

Two and a half.

What's going to happen with GCSEs and A-Levels in England this year?

The government are planning on moving all schools & pupils to Antarctica. As it is so cold there the virus doesn't like it.
Penguins are currently being trained up as teaching assistants & exam invigilators.
All A level & GSCE exams will be taken in individual igloos with a walrus standing guard outside.
Any pupil caught cheating will be sent to South Georgia without their polar gear for 30 mins detention.

Though as the government are good at planning & not delivering, the answer is probably no exams won't be sat.

Have Badgers & Penguins ever met?

Badgers are rather fond of penguins. They struggle with the wrappers though.

WIBU to read the book I got DD for Christmas before I wrap it? (It's a book of unicorn recipes)

They are out of frozen unicorn in Aldi today so if Lidl have it stick up and put in the freezer.
Where are my winter gloves?