Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

They want a new iPad so they can learn to zoom
What will Boris,s new rules be about Xmas ?

That you must come to Chequers for Christmas to stop the NHS & Amazon from being overwhelmed.
You must have your flu jab whilst waiting for your Covid jab but if you can't get the flu jab then you must have the contraceptive jab instead.
Please stay at home whilst you go looking for your turkey & do not go outside unless it's to the pub.
I reiterate please do not go outside until you have been to Chequers for Christmas.

Are we all going to have Complex PSTD in years to come?

No as we will still be grounded for being naughty boys, girls and badgers.

Is it best yet

• is it bedtime yet

Only for badgers.

Have they stopped making Terry's Chocolate Orange Segsations?????

No Tesco's have just snaffled all the stock.

Do Badgers like cheese?

Yes they particularly like Brie
Will the Badgers follow Boris,s rules even if the Humans won't?

No, badgers are natural rebels.

Are badgers friends with wombles?

Oh yes & occasionally Badgers marry Wombles & their offspring are called Fimbles (see attached photo)

Which 5 humans do Badgers admire the most?

David Attenborough, Marie Curie, Alexander Fleming, Dave the Postman, and Daniel Craig.

From my DH... When will his bosses decide whose needed on the work trip starting next Monday?

Next Monday five minutes before the work trip
Should I put the heating on ?

It's only November! Hearing only permitted from 31st December at 23.55 to 1st January at 00.05.

(Also... Do you know my husband's workplace?)

Shall I get dressed?

Only if you put on full fancy dress - I recommend a costume inspired by the French court of Louis Quinze for a lockdown Sunday.

Which is your favourite leaf?

A tea leaf.
Should I start my Christmas shopping now

I hope you mean for Christmas 22?

Why is housework so dull?

Because your Lego house isn't colourful enough.

Why is housework called "housework" and not "interminably dull set of things you have to do to NOT live in a pigsty"?

Because 'Housework' is snappier & far more appealing than 'PigStyWork'

Where can I get a DH replacement?

From customer services in Tesco ,just take yours there and them he's a bit faulty and they will replace him with an all singing and dancing new Dh
Will the Badgers be watching the Queen's speech this year?

They aren't Colin Firth fans

Why would I want a pile of packing boxes in the house in November when we aren't moving until February at the earliest and currently trying to get things organized for Christmas?

Your DH thought you could use the boxes for Christmas presents first.

What musical instrument is best to start lessons on?

Bagpipes as they're very easy to learn according to the Badgers down the pub.

What's Liz got in store for Phil's 100th next June?

She's hired the local church hall ,Kate and Meghan are doing the buffet and Williams organising the guest list,whilst Harry,s doing the Disco
What should I cook for Xmas dinner?

A bouncy castle, I should imagine.

Why do I feel like it’s midnight the instant the sun sets at 5 pm?

I wouldn't recommend cooking a bouncy castle as it would be a bit tough unless you put it in a slow cooker.
How about tripe & onions instead for Xmas dinner?

The reason it feels like midnight as soon as the sun sets at 5pm is because you have forgotten that you actually live in Cambodia.

Apart from Brexit, Covid & Donald Trump shenanigans predict something that might happen next year?

We will win a gold medal in every sport at the Olympics including the sports we've never entered before.

What new sport will be added?