Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Space hopping,Pogoing
There will also be a knitting and crocheting contest
What do Badgers do for employment?

They are Careers Advisors.

How deep is your love?

6 miles.

Should you salute an officer while riding a bicycle?

Only if wearing full dress uniform and playing the bugle.
Who shall I bubble with at Christmas?

Michael Bub(b)le

Has Michael Bub(b)le defrosted yet?

No I only took him out of the Freezer a couple of hours ago it will be a while yet
When mumsnetters talk about getting eleventy Billion meals out of a chicken are they actually getting it confused with a Turkey?

No they're actually getting it confused with the Blue Marlin whilst on holiday in Barbados, you can get eleventy billion & one meals out of a blue marlin plus a nice ceiling decoration too

I'm off to the shop what do you want?

A blue marlin.

Will the government ever make Mumsnet happy?

They are delighted with the government really
Why does Dh keep losing the Debit card?

Because he plays poker with next doors Badger & friends & uses the debit card as his stake.
Luckily next doors Badger is a very kind soul who doesn't go shopping with your DH's debit card, just waits till your DH is about & then slips it back in DH's pocket.

Why did the MNet website start spinning around on my phone when I attempted to post on the Style & Beauty Royal Style thread? (I am a regular there btw)

Because the Royal Badger took out an injunction

Why is it Monday already?

It isn't ,it's actually Friday evening you are dreaming it's Monday morning
Will Donald Trump need to be removed by bailiffs ?

They will lure him out with a bucket of fried chicken and glamour photos of his daughter.

Why am I so tired?

You haven't slept since the start of Lockdown 1.

Why does Boris waffle so much?

He's not waffling he's putting his points succinctly
Did Chris Rea ever get home for Xmas

I'll ring his Mum & find out.

So what's the Great Escape plan?

Drinks at mine at 7pm, then the theatre, followed by a late dinner and a club.
Bring your own Badger.

Who will be PM this time next year?

I'm thinking 17:54

Why did I completely manage to lose this thread?

Because you had a hole in your pocket and it fell out
Why did mess around on Mumsnet untill midnight last night instead of sleeping?( So tired )

It was alll a dream. However you did go sleepwalking around the local marathon course.

Which is the bright side of life?

The one where the light switch is on.

How many more books do I need?

Our side as we have Badgers.

Where can I buy a money tree that grows real money?

A library worth. A big one, like the British Library, not a pop up one.

Why is my DD wearing a sundress?

You can never have enough books.
I suggest you buy the entire Mr Men collection, all the Jack Reacher novels & all the 76 language versions of the Harry Potter novels.
Also start writing your own novel.

Where can I buy a money tree that grows real money?

Because your house has relocated to Bora Bora (didn't you notice the cyclone)

After I finish cross cross posting where can I buy a money tree that grows real money?