Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

At Lidl in the middle aisle. They are between the chainsaws and the trainsets.

Has Tracy finished cross posting yet??

Possibly. But possibly not.

How about now?

Now ,not ever ,ever?
I'm in bed shall I go to sleep or should I piss around on Mumsnet and various other websites for several hours and be tired tommorow?

To sleep, perchance to dream. Useful Macbeth quotation for A level English exam.

Shall I break into the Christmas chocolates? ( too late...)

Time for an Easter egg?

Why is Zooming tiring?

Because your not supposed to have a 72hr zoom session & trampoline whilst drinking gin all at the same time.

Why does the idea of Zorbing give me the heebie jeebies?

Try smashing a few plates whilst dancing to zorba the Greek
Where is everyone?

In the White House.

What accident will I have next to day?

According to the tarot cards it involves a jam tart, a cup of tea, a startled cat, hair clippers, a male Badger & your DH breaking his leg.
I also see that you may be having the decorators in & a new carpet too.
I strongly suggest that you binge watch The Crown instead of afternoon tea & pet haircuts & bone setting.

What will be the best selling present this Christmas?

A Badger,followed by Badger suits for the whole family
Do people really speak the truth when they drink alcohol?

No, they predict the future. Pay particular attention to random strings of numbers, they could be worth a lot.

How purple are my tights?

Errmmm... You aren't wearing tights, Ms Emperor. The clothes maker is conning you.

Will I have any accidents today?

Yes, you will spill a packet of rice. And because you are a vampire, you will have to count every single grain. This means you will get no work done, be fired, and end up living in a tiny coffin next to the town dump.

Why are they called minutes when they take hours?

Because If they were called hours they would take days
What Tier will the Badgers be in?

Badgers will not be in any tier as they have a special compound in their blood that kills all coronaviruses dead.
The Scientists have just discovered this & are busy recruiting Badgers to work in the NHS & also encouraging them to donate their blood.
However as Badgers are very kind souls & not at all as imperious as they look, they are are pretending to be in The Premiership Tier 3.

Which Soap will have their first Badger family & what will be their introductory storyline?

Coronation Street ,A Badger will fall in love with a meerkat ,it will be very controversial but they will Sett( get it) up home on the red rec and be very happy for a while ,untill Peter Barlow and Carla intervene ,there will be affairs and it will all end acrimoniously
Should I get a Job at Coronation Street as a script writer ?

Yes. I suggest a Coronation street/Call the Midwife/Tip Gear/Bake off crossover.

Does anyone understand Tiers?

Yes it's very easy wedding cakes traditionally have three tiers and the Bride and Groom save the top tier as a christening cake
Does anyone actually like fruit cake?

No even I'm confused, however my knowledge of Tigers is amazing.

What was the real story behind 'The Tiger Who Came To Tea?

Yes give me Christmas cake every single day & normal fruit cake every other day too.

What was the real story behind 'The Tiger Who Came To Tea

The Tiger who came to tea was actually a very hungry Caterpillar in disguise
Which of the Sex and the city,ladies would you rather be and why?

Samantha as although she was so chaste & pure she was really good fun as she'd try anything at least once, she also liked to experiment with hair dye too

Which character would you be in Friends & why?

Rachel because she was so plain and ordinary 😂
Should we have a takeaway tommorow and what should we order ?

The dinosaurs in the museum, as dinosaurs are cool.

What TV programmes do Badgers like?

Yes have a takeaway I suggest Christmas Cake with Egg Fried Rice, Peshwari Naan, Halloumi Fries, Battered Sausage & Mushy Peas.

Badgers top 10 tv programmes are

1. Sex & The City
2. Friends
3. Question Time
4. Everything & anything with ❤️ David Attenborough ❤️ in it
5. This Country
6. The Crown
7. Man Like Mobeen
8. Casualty
9. Country File

10. Famalam

Why does Makka Pakka love stones?