Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Because Monday is actually 48 hours long
Will January ever end?

Nope. It has merged with February because it can. Tis a bubble.

What style of glasses should I get?

Sherry glasses would be stylish
What is Angela Merkel thinking right now?

Who the feck keeps cutting my hair like Janette Krankie’s?

Does Wee Nippy Sturgeon think the same?

No because she cuts her own hair in the style of Jimmy/ Janette krankie she idolises the krankies
Who cuts Boris,s hair?

Wee Nippy. He went to Scotland specially 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Is Tia Maria different now because the bottle is?

Yes the drink formally known as Tia Maria now wishes to be referred to as Ave,Maria
What will I dream of tonight ?

Calypso coffees, a beach and a pirate. The parrot 🦜 will watch all you do and tell it to all and sundry over the breakfast coffee and croissants.

How many croissants have you ate in one sitting? I am not the parrot

Have you eaten the parrot fiddled my autocorrect

All of them sorry I would have left you one but I was hungry
Is the fact I had a takeaway pizza for tea the reason why I am very thirsty ?

Not unless it was a pizza that you have to reconstitute with water and you didn’t do it before eating it. Your stomach will probably look like a prune now.

Who sells semolina?

The muffin man ,
Do you know the Muffin man?

Yes he's bezzy mates with the Crumpet Man who is the brother-in-law of the Pop Man.

What ever happened to the Pop Man & his lorry?

He exploded along with the lorry the pop was too fizzy
What time should I wake up tommorow?

Tuesday

Why can't I get warm?

You won’t when you are sat in a bath of iced water. Trotting out to the garden does not make you an Olympic athlete and you do not get tissue swelling feeding the birds.

When will spring come?

In November
How would Margaret Thatcher have dealt with this?

She would erect a statue of herself costing £100,000 in her home town. Oh wait... That's what's happening...

What birds will we see during the Birdwatch?

Ostriches and Emu,s
Anybody want to take my dog for a walk?

Yes - as long as it gets on with my pterodactyl.

Any takers to do my housework?

I'll volunteer to do everyone's housework. Honestly, my dream afternoon. I'll even colour code the Lego and alphabetise the books.

Why am I so tired?

Because you are a real princess and can feel that pea underneath the twenty mattresses you have been sleeping on
How do you stop an ulcer on the roof of your mouth from hurting?

Rub a gold ring on it. It works for styes...

If you suck on a clove does that cure measles?

Only German measles
Would a white gold ring work?

White gold is currently furloughed

How do you get two whales in a mini?