Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

No as long as you post what kind of things you can make with unicorns
Where can I buy a new coat for my Badger ?

The Badgers favourite clothing store
is www.badgerclothing.co.uk/

Or you could try Pull & Bear if nothing suitable at Badger Clothing

What do Badgers think about John Lewis?

They boycott it on account of this product: www.johnlewis.com/shaving-brush-badger/p233370

Should DH be made to grow a beard?

Only if he promises to look after it and take it for a walk every day
Why does Ds1 think self isolating from school is like being on holiday from school?

As his school work is also isolating away from him

Why are some mumsnetters bonkers?

Because the logo gives off "be bonkers" vibes!

What if all we need isn't love?

That's why we have Badgers.
Badgers make the world go round.

Pre Covid what were the top 5 places for Badgers to go on holiday?

Blackpool
Skegness
Southport ( Pontins)
Rhyl and
Clacton
It's my birthday how much Gin is too much ?

12 bottles per person. 15 per badger.

What time will the shower man turn up tomorrow?

When you've just got in the bath.

Apart from PPE what else can I sell to the Government & charge them £20 million for it?

A vaccine for COVID
Shall I go back to bed once ds2 is at school?

No - go before. He can take himself.

Why is my washing machine so loud?

Because it loves being the centre of attention

How many times will I sneeze in this fit

Fifty.

Where is everyone?

At a rave. Wearing masks, everyone 2m apart. Dancing in time so distance is maintained. Drinks are being served by Badgers.

Who sent my mother a massive box of chocolate? (Actual current mystery, it's got a random man's name on!)

The 'Let's Surprise A Random Customer' dept at Amazon.

Why do I feel so dizzy?

Because you have been spinning for an hour
How much school work will ds1 do tommorow?

The entire GCSE Latin curriculum. With a bit of Astronomy A-level to break it up. None of his actual set work.

Where can I buy a decent meat pie?

From Halfords
What exactly will DS 2 virtual parents evening be like ?

You internet will cut out at the exact time of your appointment (that is what happened at ours... Luckily reconnected after a couple of minutes!)

Will be allowed out to play at Christmas, or still be grounded?

It depends what the only responsible adult at No10 says, that happens to be Carrie.

How does Carrie cope/put up with all the silly boys in Downing Street?

She gets them all to do 100 lines ,I will not argue about COVID
Where is everyone?

I'm in your understated cupboard, waiting for the best time to jump out at you and shout "BADGERS!!"

Shall I play with my Lego or do housework?

Construct a Lego house, and do the housework in that.

How do you pronounce shiitake?

Translate it into French Japanese.

Why do geese hiss?