Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Because you weren't supposed to drink it through a straw & you probably forgot it was easy to neck 79 bottles of it on a night out.
Also back in the day it was dead easy to get served at the bar when you ordered alcohol even if you were only 10 yrs old!
Though you would have had a far worse hangover after 3 bottles of Babycham, now that was lethal

Is MN turning into an online version of Viz meets Take A Break meets The Lady?

Yes the answers to the MN crossword are Buster Gonad and Live In Nanny wanted.

Will badgers be the next animal decoration trend, following on from llamas, flamingos etc?

Yes Badges will be everywhere and I'm decorating my Xmas tree with decorative Badgers this year
What do Badgers eat for Xmas dinner?

Mashed potato

What shall i do today?

You should have a lovely day trip to Blackpool and have a picnic on the beach and a nice swim in the sea
Where's my remote control?

The cat has pinched it as she is cross because you've hogged the tv all day watching every episode of The Crown series 1 to 4.

Why was Queen Victoria not amused?

Because Prince Albert was just not funny.

Is it too late to put the washing on?

Yes the government set a deadline of 1.22pm

What should i make for dinner?

A collection of origami cranes.

What time shall I Skype my parents?

2.30 am would be an ideal time
What presents will I get for my birthday next week?

A horse and all the accoutrements to take care of it.

Why doesn't anyone do what I say?

Because you never do what you say Boris!

Will I get all the presents delivered on time?

Yes as long as you borrow Santa,s sleigh and Reindeers socially distanced of course
What will schools do about Nativity plays this year?

Do them in the playground.

Is it time for thread 4

It is time for the new thread but wether it's thread four or otherwise is yet to be decided by Donald Trump
Am I living the dream?

Yes, because your dream is of a handsome wether

What's the best way to lose about 20lbs of lockdown weight gain? Ideally by next weekend

Amputation.

Pimm's or wine next?

Pimms.

No really, is it time for a new thread now?

I'll have a look in my sewing box.

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

New thread coming right up...

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What is going on with my links tonight??? (Not a question that needs to be answered )