Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

A Rudolph the Reindeer Onesie

Why won't my DD hang up her clothes?

Because her clothes need to be aired on the floor
Why did I forget to buy bread yesterday?

Because you were so focused on the cakes!

Will it stop raining enough just so I can get through the car park and into the building??

Yes, but your office I trying out the sprinkler system today so you will ñeed your umbrella

Whose excitef its Friday

It's not Friday, you numpty! It's ThursdayPartTwoAndNearlyMondayAgain!

How much snot can my nasal cavities contain?

2,24354 gromuals

Why did i burn my toast

Your pet dragon breathed on it.

Will I remember every at the supermarket

Yes , when you go into the supermarket you need to study every shelf very carefully so when you come out you will remember everything in the supermarket .

Why am I so pedantic !

Because you're not at all concerned with anything, especially the small details. You are far too laid back

Will I get what I wished for ?

Only if you span round three times with your eyes shut and recited baa baa black sheep backwards at the same time

Why have the brand new containers that I bought for cereal and pasta really crap lid snapped on one the 1st time i opened it , the other lids just fall off if you blink near them !

You were unlucky with the one that broke, and you clearly didn't read the label when you bought blinkproof patented cereal containers.

When will my new boots be delivered?

When they've walked from the warehouse.

How the hell did I spend 90 mins in Asda this morning?

Asda is a time warp.

What can I make that requires 6 eggs?

6 chickens.

Any plans for the weekend?

Yes, I'm going to become the next UK Prime Minister.

Are my succulents conspiring to murder me?

No they're actually conspiring to raid your wardrobe instead, though the little cactus is wondering about auditioning for X Factor (as she's seen it on your TV)

How will Melania Trump cope in isolation with her husband over the next fortnight?

Vast amounts of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Why are the people on Four in a Bed so petty?

Because they all secretly part own the Savoy and know better than everyone else about being a hotelier

Why does coconut in chocolate taste so good ?

It doesn't but chocolate in coconut does.

Why is the roof of my mouth itchy

Because you've been eating ants.

What time should I go to bed tonight? (I get a lie in tomorrow)

I would say around 6am on Sunday morning, just to ensure you're rested

Why do we have electricity ?

So we can be on MN of course

Why does my cat carry his dry food from his bowl one piece at at time till he has a small pile in the living room and then eat them

Because he likes to watch the news whilst eating
Should be go to Blackpool or Southport this afternoon?

Neither go to the costa del garden

( the weather is horrid in the northwest )

Where can I get some decent boots without paying a fortune

Trap an elf

What's the time Mr Wolf?