Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Tomatoes ,Toilet paper and pasta
Does Donald trump like Badgers ?

No, the Donald thinks badgers are Losers because they aren’t aggressive enough and dig holes instead of building walls. He does grudgingly respect the Honey Badger though.

Why isn’t a female kingfisher called a queenfisher?

Because the kingfisher community is very male dominated ,however the female of the species is fighting back to get their rights recognised
Why don't we have a king Bed?

King 🐝 bee *

You do - it's in your king-sized bed. With your badgers.

Why has DCat got mud on her arms?

Because she's trying to dig to Australia
Why doesn't Ds1 want to take the dog for a walk?

Because your dog always demands a piggy back and a story

What easy thing can I make for dinner?

Send the child to the chippy failing that gin & tonic

Why hasn't MN got a vodka bottle emoji or a whiskey, rum & tequila one either?

A twenty course meal cooked from scratch .
Where did i put ds2 other school shoe?

In the Sock College.

Why are women’s slippers so ugly??

To stop women & anyone else from wearing them as feet should be free

Why hasn't MN got a vodka bottle emoji or a whiskey, rum & tequila one for that matter?

Because they don't want to be seen to be advocating alcohol consumption.

Why hasn't MN got any other food emojis?

Because they don't want to be seen advocating " eating"
Why do workmen always want to come ridiculously early?

So they can finish in time or their afternoon job helping people cross roads and arranging flowers.

Will i see DH today?

Yes if you remove both eye patches
Do English Badgers speak English,French Badgers speak French etc etc?

No, English and French refers to the type of mustard they eat.
Why don't we have wolves in the UK?

The Badgers ran them out of town
Will the Royal family be following the rule of six at Xmas?

Queenie and Phil are excited about having an excuse not to have the full family there for once. Just them, the corgis and an M&S dinner, with Call the Midwife on the TV in the evening.

What workout shall I chose this morning?

The workout to help out
How much school work will ds1 do now he's self isolating again for two weeks?

He will power through the entire curriculum in a week and start on his degree.

Could one of you come round and take the recycling out for me?

Only if you take my bin out. And check the neighbours while you're at it

Will schools stick with online parents evenings?

No due to the lack of uptake the schools have changed the online parents evenings to online Parents Poker Evenings instead.

Do Badgers have to go to school or be educated?

Badgers don't need to be educated because they are the superior race ,how the hell do I log on to show my homework?

You pray to your child's teacher/HOY for them to log you in for you.

Does anyone else keep getting notifications for this thread?

Yes because Donald Trump has accidentally logged into MNHQ instead of Twitter. He thinks he's tweeting but he's actually sending out notifications instead.
Hopefully MNHQ will manage to evict him at some point.

What is Trump's MN username?