Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Yes you also have to take mine and yell out the window at your neighbours to see if anybody else wants their dog walked right now.

What productive thing can I do tonight?

Book Tracy an alpaca walk

Why are Hama beads so relaxing and should I buy myself, I mean DDs, more?

They are filled with hallucinoginic drugs, so no, you must immediately throw away the ones you have!

Is the alpaca the new badger?

No no, no more hama beads. Get orbeez beads, they are great! Fill a poool with them and pour water

Why am I still watching Jessica Fletcher?

Because you're really Lee Child. In your downtime from writing Jack Reacher books you like to chillax & also get plot inspiration by watching reruns of Murder She Wrote, SATC & any Sooty & Sweep show you can find on YouTube.

What plot ideas has Lee MushMonster Child come up with for his next Jack Reacher book after
watching Murder She Wrote, SATC & Sooty & Sweep all day?

Jack decides to settle down and get a regular job at Walmart.

Shall I have a glass of wine?

No. Have a nice, cold, clear, refreshing glass of nothing.

Who's excited for I'm a Celebrity?

Yes I'm excited for the I'm a celebrity bubble to burst and the crowning of the king or Queen of COVID
What nasties will the I'm a celebrity , celebrities be made to eat in Wales this year?

Last nights kebab dropped on the pavement, cigarette butts, cat food, cold wet seaweed, tripe & onions, mashed up coal, a pickled egg & saving the worst for the final Castle Tucker Trial a used snotty tissue with a crunchy toe nail topping 🤢🤮

What challenges will the contestants have to do?

Little tiny red spiders that appear in masses on a specific season each year around South Wales, really bright red and minuscule!

Which mince pies shall I buy this year?

And again, I am too slow
Which challenges will the contestants have to do?

What all Boris and Biden speaches without falling asleep or yawning
Which mince pies shall I buy this year?

Or dear... watch

Hunt a bear and make your own mince pies, according to outdoorsy types in Alaska they are rather tasty.

What will I do for dinner tomorrow?

Pukka beef & onion ones from the chippy.

What challenges will the IACGMOOH celebs have to do this year?

Pukka Beef & Onion Mince pies with custard & a pickled egg.

Why are we all bumping into & falling over each other with questions & answers?

Because we is all pissed as it's Saturday
Why doesn't Mumsnet users like drinking alcohol?

We don't drink. We imbibe.

Will there be a part 4?

There will be a part 4_10 and then who knows
When will the Op start the new thread?

"I do not know" is what the great bell at Bow said when I asked it's opinion on the matter.

Wouldn't it be nice to?

Who do you think you are, the Beach Boys?

Has anyone had a right answer yet?

Many people have had the right answer to the wrong question
Why does MNHQ think these personal notifications are a good idea?

Because they've been accidentally taken over by Donald Trump & the minions.

What is Dominic Cummings plotting?

He's planning to takeover America as he has actually won the election
Is Vodka ever a good idea?

Yes it's brilliant for getting deodorant stains out of tops & a useful antiseptic/sanitiser for doing any operations that need doing on aeroplane mid flight, you never know when you might need to re-inflate a collapsed lung.
It's probably a good idea to always carry a Bic pen & a wire coat hanger along with a bottle of vodka upon your person, as then you are always prepped for any situation.

Isn't Tequila fabulous?

It's boody marvellous especially mixed with sherry
Why was the alcoholic drink 20/20 so hang
Over inducing!