Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

MMGA

Do you think it (POTUS Election) “will be over by Xmas”?

Christmas 2030, maybe.

Didn't I know how it would go, if I knew from the start...?

No you didn't only the Badgers knew
How will they remove Donald Trump from the White House?

The Badgers are quietly preparing their military assault to remove him.
They are very very very cross ever since they heard from a pp that Trump thinks Badgers are losers & a bunch of pussies.
Yet we all know it's Trump bravado as he's actually terrified of them.
He'll hath no fury as an insulted Badger ⚔️🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡 🧨

What exactly are the Badgers plans?

Ignore that I'm half asleep!

So The Badgers are quietly preparing their military assault to remove him.
They are very very very cross ever since they heard from a pp that Trump thinks Badgers are losers & a bunch of pussies.
Yet we all know it's Trump bravado as he's actually terrified of them.
He'll hath no fury as an insulted Badger ⚔️🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡 🧨
And the plans are top secret but I am allowed to tell you that it includes tanks, baked beans, hair removing cream, tequila & explosives.
And it involves plumming the White House (but they do it better than Kerry Mucklowe)

Apart from 'This Country' what other programmes do Badgers watch?

They plan to tunnel underneath the white House untill they get to the oval office where they will entice Donald Trump,into the tunnel with a picture of himself that he is admiring and then they will take him to the chief Sett where he will face a trial by badger
What should ds2 where for own clothes day tommorow?

A badger costume obviously.

How did my DH break the shower isolation switch?

He bleached it & then covered it in a hazmat suit as he saw the word isolation & was terrified the shower switch may be Covid +

What tv programmes do Badgers like watching?

Setts under the Hammer
What colour shall I paint the kitchen ?

Black and white stripes. With little badger portraits.

When will DDs tooth fall out?

Do a Banksy style portrait on each wall.
The kitchen cupboards do a Monet on each door.
Ceiling & floors in the Cubist style.
Finally to finish it off get a sunflower blind & a lobster telephone light feature.

What will happen in Eastenders on Christmas Day?

All of DD's teeth will fall out if you don't immediately go round to x2boys & paint her kitchen half Badger theme & half Famous Artist theme.

What will happen in EastEnders on Christmas Day?

Ian and Phill will fall in love ,and have a romantic wedding on New year's Eve
Why am I so tired ?

Because you've been up all night writing your future best selling novel 'Badger Jones's Diary: Edge of the Settee'

What non-historical (dramatic license) things are going to happen in The Crown Series 5?

We are going to find out the corgis are actually cleverly disguised badgers. The badgers insist on it, as they don't wish to be recognised. They are, in fact, actually in charge of the country.

Where is my kindle?

Yeah sorry I borrowed it without asking
Why do kids not want to get out of bed on a school morning ,but are up at the crack of dawn at the weekend?

They are in fact dreaming of school and how much they love being there.

When should I get the electric blanket on?

June. They are a summer decor item.

Why no badgers in the JL Christmas advert?

They were chased out of town by the fame hungry pigeons and hedgehog.

Who owns badger?

The Queen along with the Swans
Shall we have a takeaway tonight ?

Yes - I am!

Will they get it right?

Yes Badgers always get it right.
I told you they were slowly ousting the government so they've started with Dominic Cummings & friends.

What do they know?

Nothing. I know nothing. He knows nothing. She knows nothing. They know nothing. Everyone knows nothing. It never happened.

Best Hogwarts house and why?

The White House ,because the Donald
How much vodka is enough?

Enough to drown a trifle.

Why do my nails keep breaking?