Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Oops forgot to ask a question ,why was that ?

Because he had promised to get a new bag with matching shoes for his winning speech day!

Will Trump still look that orange after this? Or will he turn a bit pale?

No Trump's arranged a deal with Four Seasons Landscaping Firm, Philadelphia & he will be paid in creosote & golf balls.
He's going to be the face of Four Seasons Landscaping & promote their new range of Fence Colours & Sports Turf care treatments.

How are the Badgers celebrating the news that a Badger (Biden) is now President Elect?

Quietly they are having a glass of prosecco in their Setts ,normally it would be a street party but COVID
Is it to early to go to bed ?

No, it's far too late. You should have been in bed a month ago.

Why is Due South still so great after all these years?

It isn't you have been drinking strawberry gin again haven't you ?
Will Trump concede ?

Only if Biden agrees to a game of Frustration.
First to 10 wins gets the White House.
Yet little does Trump know that Biden has had years of practise playing Frustration, Twister, Monopoly etc from babysitting all the Biden grandchildren.

Can President Biden adopt me please?

Not sure he has room for Tracy Beaker with all of the Biden grandchildren!

What should I do today? (Translation: somebody tell me to work!)

Paint your nails, go shopping with 10 friends, then go to the theatre to see a sing along version of the Sound of Music

Where is my morning cuppa?

Having a nap
What colour should I paint the bathroom?

You shouldn't paint it at all, you should cover it in really rude (but waterproof) stickers.

How lavender is my hair going to be after DD has dyed it?

It will be more of a forget-me-not blue

(Lavender hair sounds cool!)

How dangerous will tidying a preteens bedroom be?

Not dangerous at all. As a mum, you are immune to the fangs of the mutated foodstuffs that will attack you, and the toxic fumes of weeks-old used socks and underwear will have no effect on you at all.

Why am I so bad at roast potatoes?

Because your name isn't Bessie and you are not an aunt
Shall I get the chicken legs out of the freezer for tea ?

Only if you let the rest of the chicken out too, you cruel person. I bet the chicken is dying for some tea.

What book shall I read next?

How to be graceful in defeat: a guide for defeated presidents.

AIbu to be looking forward to the ludricous Christmas lists with posters wondering if it's sufficient? (They've started already)

No because the how little I spend on my children at Xmas threads are far more entertaining
Does. Trump still think he has won?

YES but just in case he's looking at back up plans to stay in the White House.
The top 2 contenders are re-enacting the super glue adverts by super glueing himself to the Oval Office Ceiling or issuing an executive order that will make Joe Biden have to marry Trump & then Trump will be The First Lady of the USA.
Unfortunately as Trump doesn't like sharing, Jill will have to live in the guest house.

Why on earth did I have a dream about this thread last night? (I dreamt that we all lived in the Highlands of Scotland - too much wine & cheese before bed?)

Because you love us so much
How is it Sunday afternoon so quickly?

It isn’t, it’s Sunday evening!

What’s nicer - tea and toast or coffee and cake?

Tea and cake
Does anyone actually like coffee creams?

Yes Badgers. They lick them to get high. Though one poor Badger thought you had to snort them........poor thing had to be sedated at the groomers for his clean up.

Why are Badgers always with a capital B even when you type them in lower case?

All Badgers are inherently German, hence the requirement for Upper Case Nouns.
Will there be yet more bastard fireworks tonight?

There won't be bastard fireworks, there will be bitchy fireworks though.

Can we have hope for a vaccine...???

Badgers are very hopeful there will soon by a TBvaccination programme for them

What shall I get at Add todat