Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Well you will insist on using a battering ram as a hammer when you put photos/art on the wall.

Could you eat a whole one?

I could eat ten halves.

What wouldn't you do for love?

I won't do that ,but two out of three aint bad
What were the words meat loaf was saying when she took the right out of his mouth?

"2 of Betty's Hotpots please"

What was Eileen up to before Dexy told her to get a move on?

Page 27.

Can you sing in tune?

Of course, just to another songs tune......
Should I really really be scared of the army shooting vaccines at me, Biden taken the White House, and microchips?

Yep. And UFOs. And the royal family are aliens.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

500 miles or more but some woodchucks can throw to the moon & back.

Why has Midge Ure got the hump with Vienna?

Because he's blue about the Danube.

What subject should they introduce a new A level in?

Badgerology

Why has Donald Trump suddenly gone grey?

Because he ,s run out of hair dye but he's worried if he nips to the shop for some ,they will lock him out of the white House
Why is it so cold?

Because global warming is so 2019 and now we're in for a new Ice Age, genetically engineered to kill off Covid.

What is that strange noise I can hear?

Narnia's White Witch has been defeated oncecand for all and is actually getting Christmas ready surrounded by cheer and happiness! She is hating it sooooo much!

Where is Donald going to live now?

Ooops someone beat me to the cold
PWhat is the strange noise I can hear?

Donald crying and whining because the other kid got his toy and he is on tha naughty step.

Who is the murdered on the Murder She Wrote I am watching just now?

Murderer!

Jessica Fletcher ,it's very strange that wherever she goes there is a murder don't you think?
Donald is going to live in a council flat in Burnley from now on
The strange noise is the mouse gnawing through the electric cables
Where's the cash card?

Gone shopping without you

What will DH bring back from the supermarket?

Chocolates, flowers, beer and a bunch of films. Fridge is empty .....

Which colour baubles should I put in the Christmas tree this year?

Pale pink and cream. On a pink tree. With white lights.

(DH did get beer, plus a bar of chocolate and a bunch of flowers. Plus food)

Why am I listening to Christmas music?

Because Halloween is over and there's only so many times you can listen to Monster Mash anyway.

What did the postman bring next door?

A US election postal ballot form addressed to Mr M.Christmas.
Which is very strange as your neighbour isn't called Christmas & isn't American.

Why has my electric just gone off?

A giant sewage disaster has flooded the sub station.

How many dogs is too many?

50
Why does it feel like a Sunday ?

Because you're a vicar so tomorrow is a work day.

Do I have to take DDog for a walk right now?

No ask the cat to do it. Or if you haven't got a cat ask the neighbours cat do it.
Failing that buy the dog an iPhone, put the dogs iPhone on family sharing. Then sign the dog up to the running app Strava.
Bingo the dog can then take her/his self for a walk & you will be able to locate the dog through your phone & also see where she/he has been.

Should I buy my DD & myself a walk with an alpaca?