Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

[bearlyactive]

Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Thank you for the new thread Bearly

It will take precisely 3 days, 34 mins, 52 seconds & 8 nanoseconds before we need you to start the fourth thread.

Why doesn't my daughter understand that no is a complete sentence?
(She wants me to help her dye her hair later even though my arms ache & I'm full of cold)

Because she's not an avid mumsnetter
What time shall I go to bed?

1pm yesterday.

Will everyone notice that I've made a new thread?

What new thread?

Would a funky face mask be a good stocking present for children

Only if you fill them with tangerines and coal

What will DD decide to wear to school for home clothes day tomorrow?

A gimp suit

Should I have a shower now or leave it till morning?

You should stand in the garden and get someone to hose you down
Can my dog read?

No, but your cat can do cryptic crosswords.

Would I like Sean Bean in real life, if he wasn't playing Sharpe?

No cos in real life he plays Dulle

Why are my new neighbours screaming at each other

It's a mating ritual. They're monkeys wearing very good human disguises.

Crap, forgot a question.

Why was the last Star Wars movie so bad?

Because dolly Parton did a poor job of playing Rey

How long does it take to get to Antarctica?

(Monkeys make less noise ! )

Because there was no stars and no wars in it

Am allowed some more skittles

Bugger cross post
twice as long as it takes to get to the end of your road
Am allowed some more skittles

Oh and thanks for the new thread @bearlyactive 😎

No, skittles cause COVID.

Why is my cat meowing at me?

Because it can’t woof.

Should I shower before bed or wait till the morning?

Neither. Hedge your bets, sleep in the shower.

Should I quit my job and concentrate on my degree?

Only if your degree is in how to get a good job .

why havent I gone to bed yet when I have to be up at 4am

Because you're a vampire and vampires don't sleep.

What should I snack on?

Not garlic I am come to get your Blooood evil vampireish laugh

Where did I put my big black cloak

In my handbag

What's the Queen doing about Christmas this year?

She's going out for a pint and a fight

What happened to Lord Lucan?

He's a new judge on Strictly this year.

What's the best book you've ever read?

The A to Z, the Midlands one in particular

What will I wear on Halloween ?