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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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bearlyactive · 01/10/2020 18:06

Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up? Grin

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TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/10/2020 16:46

Mice 🐁 not nice!
Though mice are rather tasty nice to cats!

Anyway how are the Doctors coping with Trump at the hospital he's in?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 04/10/2020 17:18

With a hell of a lot of morphine (for them, not him)!

Why don't people REPLY???????? Angry

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 04/10/2020 17:24

They have. They used interpretive dance and you can't translate it.

WIBU to eat the whole bag of prawn crackers and not share,m

x2boys · 04/10/2020 18:07

Only if you eat them with strawberry jam
Why are crisps so nice?

Brakebackcyclebot · 04/10/2020 18:14

I haven't played this before....

Because they ARE.

hy doesn't DH want to walk the dog?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 04/10/2020 18:14

They are laced with niceness.

Why am I so bad at translating interpretive dance?

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iklboo · 04/10/2020 18:15

You didn't do the right NVQ.

What time will my mum text me next?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 04/10/2020 18:21

18.23.45

Where did the weekend go?

x2boys · 04/10/2020 18:21

3.30am on the 7th of November,
Are Tommy and Gina still living on a prayer?

Votesforpedro · 04/10/2020 19:29

Tommy still works on the docks and three Union didn't go on strike. Rumour has it Gina ended up buying the diner and later a whole chain of them, called them Prayers And Shakes.

Do I need my ears syringed?

x2boys · 04/10/2020 19:41

No I think they should be injected with wax instead
Would COViD have wiped out the Dinosaurs?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/10/2020 19:42

No you need royal icing piping into them & then you will be able to hear properly.

Why isn't loo roll free?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/10/2020 19:53

No the Diplodocus would have invented a vaccine from the leaves of the Wollemi pine. This vaccine would have had very strange side effects giving the dinosaurs the power of speech & great intelligence.
The Dinos would have then invented a shield around the world's atmosphere thus bouncing the comet into deep space.
The Stegosaurus would have founded a chain of Jurassic Parks which would later be renamed Center Parks.

Where do I get my vivid imagination from?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/10/2020 19:54

As well as where do I get my vivid imagination from, why isn't loo roll free?

Votesforpedro · 04/10/2020 20:06

You get it from deepest darkest Peru where you grew up with your bear family. They neglected your human needs so you had to imagine you had a real human family. Loo roll isn't free because is actually a front for an international criminal gang that go by the name of quilted death.

What shall I drink water or tea ?

x2boys · 04/10/2020 20:09

You are the secret love child of Steven Spielberg and Mia farrow hence your fabulous imagination, loo roll isn't free because Home bargains need to sell it in bulk to ensure they don't go into liquidation
What will Xmas look like this year will baby Jesus need to wear a mask in the Nativity ?

x2boys · 04/10/2020 20:40

Oh and you should drink pure vodka at all times to stop the spread of COVID @Votesforpedro.

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bearlyactive · 04/10/2020 20:50

All the cast of the nativity will be wearing masks, and the two people playing the donkey will not be able to form a bubble, so the donkey will have a 2m long back to conform with social distancing. This will give the effect of having a donkey crossed with a dachshund.

Am I sad for putting that much detail into that answer?

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x2boys · 04/10/2020 20:57

Yes but the donkey crossed as a dauschaund made me laugh🤣🤣
If we are allowed to meet family at Xmas how long will our socially distanced tables be?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/10/2020 21:19

16 miles plus every guest must be given a packet of anti bac wipes instead of a Christmas cracker.
If anyone mentions Covid they will have to eat 30 sprouts in 2 mins or run naked down the street singing

'Oh we're not social
Oh not social
We're stuffed
Oh we're not social
Oh not social
So stuffed
God save the Queen'

Will school kids ever sit exams again?

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bearlyactive · 04/10/2020 21:35

Nope. They will instead have to sit on tables and deliver lectures about their subjects.

Is DCat going to throw up? (She looks a bit peaky, but it is her fault for getting the "zoomies" after eating.)

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mumwon · 04/10/2020 22:22

Nope she going to ketchup instead
& she has had too much zoom
What will I give my dh for Christmas?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 05/10/2020 04:40

A tin of cat food, an iron & the new Donald Trump book 'I Beat Covid Bigly (Before I died but I came back to life again spontaneously as I'm so great, hugely great, a genius such a genius that I invented the vaccine. Smart guy hugely SMART!!!!)

Meghan Markle v Donald Trump, who would win the fight & how? (Well we know it will be Meghan but how will she take him down Grin )

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 05/10/2020 06:51

She would take some cuddly virus toys with her, and throw them occasionally and he would be too busy chasing them showing how he beats Covid to notice anything else she's doing.

Why did I dream about moving house last night (specifically packing boxes).

AuntieStella · 05/10/2020 06:55

A new career is imminent

Why did I wake up so stupidly early this morning?