Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

It's time for Afternoon Tea. With champagne.

Why try to get a bin lorry down a narro street with a large Primary school at 9.15?

The bin lorry crew are considering doing a flash mob next week and want to scope out the best place to do it.

Why is my boss so mean?

Because they are jealous of your hair.

Will I like my new job?

You will like it so much that you will never want to leave and you will do unpaid overtime and work through your holidays
Should I have a bath?

Bathe in milk. Pasteurised is best.

How did Ernie know he was the fastest milk man

He took part in a race against the best of the world's milkmen (aka the O-milk-pics).

Why are baby teeth called milk teeth?

Because the tooth fairy makes them from powdered milk & glue.

Are you on glue?

No, I'm on absinthe shots.

Trick or treat?

You don't get to decide, the elf on the shelf does.

Why do I keep getting pestered for info that has sod all to do with me.

Pester power!

Why do I have a very specific part/arrangement of I Know I'm Not The Only One in my head? Why that?!

Because you have just found out that Sam Smith is your long lost triplet brother.

Do you have any idea who the other 'triplet' could be? (If this was real obviously)

Donald Trump
Has BoJo really lost his MoJo ?

Donald Trumps hair.

How do chose secondary schools from websites

Do 'racing car No9 losing petrol all the time how many gallons did it lose' & when your finger stops on that photo ask someone in the house for a random number, then from that photo count the photos after & then stop on the number given.
That's your school.

Boris's mojo has gone to Jerusalem on the train via Specsavers in Glasgow.

Why are some MP's so stupid?

It's in the job description.

Are these boots made for walking?

No they are made for Wellingtoning.

Where are all my DDs school socks?

They are worried they have covid so have gone into hiding self isolation .

Why do i keep drinkging my morning coffee to hot and burning my tounge

Because then you have to soothe the pain by eating a big bowl of ice cream for breakfast.

How do I stop procrastinating?

You need to super glue your lips together
How long will I have to wait at the chemist for mine and Dh prescription,s?

23 nanoseconds

Where's my motivation

You'll find it if you take the 2nd left after the sign for Las Vegas, which is only 24 hours from Tulsa. A lady on a white horse will be holding it and pass on to you if you click your heels 3 times.

When will I be famous ?

When you marry Boris Johnson then divorce him and marry Donald trump and become the first lady than you will be famous
What should I have for lunch?

You should go for the jellied eel with fermented herring puree followed by a tin of tapioca that expired in 1994. Lots of love Mrs Pedro Johnson Trump

Should I work out ?

Yes it is safer to work out....side as you will have less chance of catching Covid.

Are the White House hospitality staff (chefs, cleaners, groundsmen etc) planning on doing anything interesting?

They are too busy creating orange compound for Mr Trump.

How many kids out of 15 (legal limit!) Will turn up tonight despite the booking system?