Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

[bearlyactive]

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

@bearlyactive

To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Before I've finished this jigsaw. Why did I bother starting it ?!

Your unwavering, eternal optimism!

Why are my hands so cold?

You have a (not so) secret urge to fondle a snowman

Where did I put my keys?

In your hair. (Bonus points if you have a beehive!)

Why is my laptop so hot?

You left it on the cooker.

Why can't I think of a sensible question?

Because you have,nt worshipped at the alter of questions ,How much should I spend on new school uniform,s tommorow?

15p. Per child.
Will uniform actually cost the gdp of a not so small country ?

I believe most small countries spend their whole GDP on uniforms.

What to wear for bed?

Full make-up, heels and a fur coat.

Why do I keep waking up in the middle of the night?

The fox is trying to get his fur coat back.

Why do men wear speedos,??

Because they need somewhere to hide their budgies.

What shall I do with the DCs tomorrow morning?

Because no-one will think of the budgies

What's the best pet for a teenager? (other than another teenager)

Tiger.

How much wine am I drinking tonight?

X-post!

What to do with the DC tomorrow morning? - feed then budgies for breakfast

Do great minds think alike?

They just to think they do

When will the sky turn purple?

Great minds don’t think - thinking would be wasted - these are to be admired.

How many bees can you fit in a bonnet?

When will the sky turn purple?
It was yesterday, sorry you missed it.

How many bees can you fit in a bonnet?

Depends on the type of car.

Can I pick my freckles off,?

No but you can erase them ,If I go to the Chinese buffet tommorow will I have to book?

No, but you will have to cook,!

Does chewing gum stick to your guts if you swallow?

No, it sticks to the bedpost and loses its flavour.

Can one manage without one's big toe?

Certainly as having a big toe is so passé.

Why do I have a big crush on Lemon in Canada's Drag Race?

Because you haven't been watching thrilling tv like kcnawatch.org/korea-central-tv-livestream/

When will normality return ?

Tomorrow at 3pm.
What can I do to stop my dh's horrendous snoring?

@Regularname

When will the sky turn purple? It was yesterday, sorry you missed it.

How many bees can you fit in a bonnet?

Why would you want to do that to the bees. Everyone knows they do not like bonnets

Is it time yet