Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Time for tea is any time. Snoring needs a tennis ball or a clothes peg.

What biscuits should always be available free on demand?

Custard creams to dip in sweet chilli sauce of course!

Why do turtles have shells?

@fairydustandpixies

Custard creams to dip in sweet chilli sauce of course!

Why do turtles have shells?

To provide seats for mermaids

Why is it always more interesting online at 5am?

Because thats just past the witching hour.

Why do i need 58 wees a night when im camping?

Because 57 is too little, and 59 is too many!

Why am I already thinking of Christmas?

Because the weather outside is frightful... And it's the most wonderful time of the year

What does silence sound like?

It's like a nightclub in Ibiza.

Where do birds go at night?

They tuck themselves up in their nests ,and watch the BBC with a cup of tea,if video killed the radio star where did they bury the body ?

Alexandria Palace

Why does the Rain in Spain fall mainly in the Plain?

Because if it fell on the Fancy it would make it all wet, Will Ds1 wake up before 1pm?

@x2boys

Because if it fell on the Fancy it would make it all wet, Will Ds1 wake up before 1pm?

Yes - 1pm on 1 September.

Why is my desk chair uncomfortable when I have to use it so much?

The chair isn't the problem, it's your arse which needs more padding

Why are the conkers so early this year?

Because it thinks you should be out having fun instead of working

How can children eat so much and remain skinny?

Tapeworms

Shall I let myself go grey?

Nope. Go green.

Why do I always want to cough while eating? (NB: not the virus.)

To make room for the food

Is bubble wrap the best pit of a parcel?

A clove of garlic in each ear

What is your shoe size ?

x post

Is bubble wrap the best pit of a parcel?

Yes - put your bubble wrap inside a china teapot, mug or similar when sending by post to make sure none of the bubbles pop on the way.

What is your shoe size ?

Medium-to-large yacht.

Should I have an early night tonight?

only if you are having a lie-in tomorrow morning.

Is it snack time yet ?

It was snack time 2 .43 mins ago.

My cat will want food the second I walk in , what shall I feed him

Pick up a takeaway mouse on the way home.

Why haven't I got any ice cream in the freezer?

You did but you ate it when you where sleepwalking last night ,Why do I feel like I could eat something just half an hour after stuffing myself on Indian takeaway?

Because you nodded off on the sofa & were dreaming that you were eating an Indian takeaway.

Sooty, Sweep, Soo, Matthew or Richard, which one is your favourite & why?

Sooty ( who is richard ? )

I need to be up for work at 3am HOW