Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Because you adore the colour yellow so much & can't get enough of Del Boy's plastic pig.
And you've broken iPlayer by rewatching Canada's Drag Race 89 trillion times & you've also worn out your Sooty & Sweep DVDs by watching them on loop since 2003.

What's my favourite colour?

Oops sorry was that your pizza we've just eaten? I did wonder who had ordered it.

What's my favourite colour & why do you think that?

Pink because you like to make the boys wink what's the best song in the world ?

Best song? Agado.

Where did my phone charger go?

It's practising knots with your hairdryer

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they are not Pilots ,School at the end of this week will it all go to plan?

Hahahahahahaha that is the funniest thing I've heard all year!! 🤣🤣🤣
But knowing how completely bonkers 2020 you never know the plan could work........

Why haven't I still not completed my online food shop?

Because it is so boring ,will it be sunny tommorow ?

The weather forecast for Mercury is excessive heat and sun.

How do you know you have an elephant in your fridge?

All the milk will be gone.

How can I get rid of my mouth ulcer?

The trunk prevents you closing the door

WTF has been happening in the Brecon Beacons - do sheep rave??

You need to cut your tongue off to get rid of a mouth ulcer
Yes of course sheep rave they love a good rave with glow sticks
Should I take up Pilates and what does it involve?

No, don’t take up Pilates. You have to stack mugs of latte up in a sort of pyramid-like pile and there’s a huge number of participants each week reporting burns and scalds from the hot milk.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I only enjoy the shells ,will 2021 be better than 2020?

Depends which Universe you happen to wake up in on Jan 1st 2021.

And yay have finally finished the online food shop - as interesting as watching paint dry......

How long does it take for paint to dry?

Dry wine is superior to dry paint.

Do sheep fall over watching the jets, or is it just penguins?

It will be dry by the time you read this.

Why do I always want a pee as soon as get in the bath

Because diluted urine is good for your skin.

It's 3am, why am I still up?

You are obviously a vampire.

Why do microfibre cloths make me recoil in horror?

It's because when you were 3, you were in a Lakeland store with your Mum. Your Mum bumped into Sheila from Yoga class in the preserving section & they ended up having an in-depth conversation about jam thermometers.
You got bored & wandered off to the cleaning section. The door to the stockroom was next to the washing up gloves & the door was open.
You went into the room & unfortunately you got accidentally locked in and spent 2 hours in the dark surrounded by boxes & boxes of microfibre dusters/cloths. Whilst trying to escape you somehow managed to fall into an open box of microfibre cloths & you've never been the same since.

Why is Marmite so divisive?

Because it's the real cause of the sheep falling over

What can I have for breakfast that is neither marmite nor sheep?

@sandieshaw

No, don’t take up Pilates. You have to stack mugs of latte up in a sort of pyramid-like pile and there’s a huge number of participants each week reporting burns and scalds from the hot milk.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Very good

@AuntieStella

Because it's the real cause of the sheep falling over

What can I have for breakfast that is neither marmite nor sheep?

The fluff from the tumble drier on toast.

How many 2 finger KitKats is an acceptable amount to eat at one time?

101,what time will everyone in my house wake up?

The second you you down with a brew .

Why do I have to work bank hoildays