Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

No ,you will blow yourself up with litmus paper and enzymes
Why did I eat all the pizza and make myself feel 🤮

Because the pizza made you do it. They are all the same. Never ever trust pizzas They are very very manipulative.

Should I have diet coke or coffee before bed?

You should take the vintage freshly poured umbungo

Why do my feel always feel cold ?

Why do my feel always feel Cold ?

Because you need to take them out of the freezer
Why does Friday feel like it will never get here ?

Because you have your toes in dry ice.

Who put wine in my alcohol? And why is my wine bottle empty?

Friday will never get here because it has been renamed Wineday.

The wine bottle is empty because you think it's the day formerly known as Friday.

What peculiar recipe will make its debut on this year's GBBO?

Got to be a packet of angel delight

Why can't our faces stop producing wrickles beyond 40

Wrinkles

No but I might be tempted with a pre breakfast hot chocolate .

Why are my neighbours that live next door to each other at the other end of the road stood outside my house talking loudly

( sorry didnt realise I was a page behind )

Because they are trying to distract you from the removals van across the street.

Why have the cats commenced operation destroy the bedroom mat?

Because they know it's your very favourite item of household decor.

How many cats is Too Many?

21 cats. 1-5 is an average amount. 6-10 is a trainee cat lady. 10-15 is mildly eccentric. 15-20 is full blown cat lady.

How is it October.

There's this little thing called time...

When should I make a new thread?

When we are at 999 posts

Has anyone accidentally got a right answer yet?

All the answers on this thread have been right, and that has been 100% intentional, and how very dare you!

Should I buy a pair of fleece lined lace up ankle boots?

Only for the Summer.

What colours go with pink?

Vomit yellow and manure brown.

Why can't I send my daughters to ST Trinian's.

Because they are too Low Brow for St Trinian's
Why does my phone think it knows better than me what I want to write ?

It just does, you're merley a brainless minion that only likes dancing around to Barry Manilo on Tuesdays

Why is my coffee so strong ?

Because it does weights at the gym.

Eilli go overboard with DDs stockings again this year?

Not but you might go overboard with her tights
Can anyone make any sense of these new local restrictions?

I think Schroedinger might be able to explain with his cat in lockdown thought experiment.

Why are plants green?

Because shocking pink might be a bit bright for the birds
Why do we have eye brow,s.