Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

The House of Garibaldi once ruled the UK, after the people revolted and beheaded them we continued to eat the biscuit invented by Queen Garibaldi the second in order to remind ourselves of the victory of the common woman over an oppressive regime.

Who will be the next president of the USA?

oops, cross-posted!

Donald Duck

What's for breakfast tomorrow?

Joey Tribbiani ,can someone get me a cold drink?

Baked potato with cream cheese ,how many fingers am I holding up,?

Those are toes.

How can I improve my memory?

By drinking loads of prune juice.

When is this heatwave going to end?

Never, we are all going to die of heat stroke and dehydration as the reservoirs dry up.

What should I get tattooed on my bum?

A smiley face.

Why do people like squirrels?

Baked potato saved my life, in Latin

What shall I watch on Netflix?

Youtube.

Why am I sticky?

My husband trying to change a duvet cover.

What came first - chilly (as in freezing) or chilli (food)? Are they related?

They don't they just pretend to like them to.kerp the squirrels happy will I be able to sleep tonight in this heat?

Someone's replaced the shower gel with PVA.

When will EastEnders be back?

Embarrassingly its houmous.

Am I funny?

Not really but you can identify as funny if you wish ,do you think we will have a white Xmas this year ?

No, I think it will be bright pink.

Why am I allergic to such weird things?

Because you didn’t suck your thumb as a baby.

Will it ever rain again?

No.

Why is the snow yellow?

Only in hyperlocal areas like plains in Spain.

Do reeds photosynthesise while they bend?

Only if it's sunny.

What happened to you?

I was abducted by Rick Astley.

What's your excuse ?

It was plainly a misunderstanding over the status of leftovers - even if you had yet to begin actually eating from your plate and claim you'd just turned your head for a moment.

Just how long can some people hold a grudge?

As long as it takes to walk to Amarillo, Texas with Peter Kay.

Why does my cat like to come for a walk with me to the local shop, friends house, basically anywhere?

You are the cats pet. Its just keeping an eye on you.

How is donald trump president?