Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

[bearlyactive]

For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

[rslsys]

Because he married Fanny - may Aunt.

Why have they only collected half of the bales in the field behind me?

[rslsys]

may = my

[EmbarrassingAdmissions]

Because the rest of Christian Bale's relatives were out at a jamboree at the time of the gathering.

Do electric sheep ever decline to appear in the dreams of androids?

[x2boys]

Only if a robotic little bo peep has lost them and doesn't know where to find them why is it Wednesday and not Friday ?

[Purplewithred]

They always appear, because they are in love with Han Solo

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

[Purplewithred]

Damn too slow

It's Friday to me because I work a 3 day week

Now, tell me why I dont like Mondays

[SayWhatNowNow]

You hate Monday’s because that brings Tuesdays, which you hate even more.

How can I make lots of money?

[EmbarrassingAdmissions]

How can I make lots of money?

Undertake an apprenticeship at the printing house for legal tender.

How do I make a very low calorie, low carb, low fat cinnabon?

[AlCalavicci]

Boil the Cinnabon until all the fat has evaporated

What is a cinnabon ?

[homecomingcabbie]

Delicious things on sale at O'Hare airport.

What shall I do with the telescope in the lounge ?

[x2boys]

Use it to spy on your neighbours in the basement ,where's my hair brush disappeared too?

[Aroundtheworldin80moves]

Decorate it with bunting

What's the weather forecast for tomorrow

[x2boys]

Snow storms ,and temperature ,s of minus 3 shall I eat Turkey at Xmas?

[Blumbil]

No, let it eat you

What's on telly

[Aroundtheworldin80moves]

What did the Turkish people ever do to you?

Who was the best James Bond?

[bettsbattenburg]

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

What did the Turkish people ever do to you?

Who was the best James Bond?

I'm not telling you what they did but it was delightful.

Sean Connery was the best because I used to watch the films with my Dad.

What book should I read next?

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Roger Moore

Why am I so wrinkly?

[homecomingcabbie]

Because you are as old as me (and I meant to say Roger Moore as well!)

Why am I so forgetful?

[x2boys]

You need to brush your hair five times a day to improve your memory why is this fan not cooling me down.,,?

[SleepingStandingUp]

Why am I so forgetful?
What was the question?

Why are werewolves attractive but vampires not?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Because you've got a Justin Bieber fan who's a human waving her arms around instead of an electric fan

Should I buy alcohol at the shop this evening or something else as can't decide?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Because you like fur & treat the werewolves as cats whereas vampires stink of rotten meat

Should I buy alcohol at the shop this evening or something else as can't decide?

[andpeggy1]

Definitely not! Go for aloe Vera juice instead!

What makes garibaldi the king of biscuits?

[bearlyactive]

There was a guy called Gary, and he was bald, so they crowned him as an advocate for bald men worldwide.

How do I make a quiche?

[x2boys]

By mixing lemons and oranges with evaporated milk and boil it for two hours ,how many days are there in a month of Sundays?