Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Because he did the best at the cognitive testing.

Why is there an elephant in my bedroom?

Because he/she is worried you won't come home and making sure you are buying whiskers ,shall I start another thread on aibu about schools going back ,I don't think there's been enough?

Because the elephant thinks it's a dog and wants to sleep on your bed with you ,why am I on Mumsnet and not watching this documentary that's on?

Cliff Richard started a thread about it already.

Why is it so hot?

@RainbowFlowers

You are the cats pet. Its just keeping an eye on you.

How is donald trump president?

Because orange is the new black...

Why do people hang dog poo bags off trees

It's like Morse code between dog walkers ,to show where the best walks are ,will I ever cool down?

Yes, when you are cryogenically frozen.

Which was the best Monarch?

Forty-seven.

Why is a spoon?

Freddie Mercury.

What’s the best way to stay cool?

Go paddling in some lava

What's your favourite flavour of crisps?

You have to get cool in the first place. Sunglasses help, and maybe some tight jeans and trainers with no sox

How do I get mashed potato off the ceiling

@ScottIansEyebrows do some Bikram yoga, in a locked sauna if you can.

Mine- Why do birds suddenly appear?

How do I get mashed potato off the ceiling

Get a spiderpig.

Why do spiders walk on drying laundry?

How do I get mashed potato off the ceiling?
You don’t you eat up there

Why do birds suddenly appear?
To eat up the tigers

Mine
How can I get to sleep?

By identifying as an Eskimo and pretending to sleep in an igloo, what shall I make for tea tomorrow .

A piglet.

Why are we worth it ?

A chocolate teapot.

Is the thunderstorm getting closer?

It might be getting further away.

How many streetlights should be shining?

Eleventy Billion ,is there life on Mars?

None, matt finish is always better than gloss.

What colour tiles shall I get?

Silver and purple ,why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall.

To get to the other side.

Who is shouting in the street

He's probably lost his Tardis.

Is this the way to Amarillo?

No its the way to New York New York

How do you jump off a cliff?

With style.

Who let the dogs out?