Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Because it gives him/her wings

Who wants a mojito?

Where have all the flowers gone?
i ate them

Why don't I switch off my television set and go out and do something less boring instead? because you think Kevin McCloud talks to you through to and you're waiting for a declaration of love

Why won't my son tidy his toys in order to win YouTube time?

To absorb their powers and become a flying cat.

Where are my pyjamas (lost since Monday)?

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

Because it gives him/her wings

Who wants a mojito?

All of Mumsnet.

Why did we get just 3 fat raindrops and then fuck all?

The grass needs to be scorched.

How little sleep is too little?

Exactly 3 minutes.

How can I grow wings?

We should be getting pouring rain because I have just filled up the pond, watered all of the plants and hung the laundry out as well as sitting in the garden to read. What more do I have to do?!

No sleep is too little when it's a new moon but otherwise 3.42 seconds.

@Pasghetti

Exactly 3 minutes.

How can I grow wings?

Read The Magic Finger

How can I get to Australia without anybody noticing?

Be really really boring at the Airport.

Where can I buy Double Decker bars?

Where can I buy Double Decker bars?

At a bus auction.

How can I survive this heat?

Move to Antarctica

Why are female blackbirds brown?

Because the men get to name it however they like. Typical.

What flowers go best with bbq sauce?

Self raising

What do you do when you didn't mean to do it?

Do it again to prove it.

Who invented tights?

80s band 'Tight Fit' as a promotional freebie with their no. 1 hit 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'.

Why am I so tired?

Because you are in New York - the city that never sleeps!

Why am I running out of stupid questions to ask?

Why am I running out of stupid questions to ask?

Because you didn't think of the economy, stupid. (Popular reference, not meant as insult)

What do you wish upon a shooting star?

That the heavens open and I can be free of this heat,why is there only seven days in a week?

Because 8 would be too strong

Forgot to ask a question

Why did I forget?

The rest of us are keeping the secret third weekend day from you.

Why do trees have knots but potatoes have eyes?

Why do trees have knots but potatoes have eyes?

Because treets tie themselves and potatoes need to see where they're going.

What's your favourite vegetable?

Because nobody has brushed the knots out and potatoes need eyes to make sure the peas behave themselves ,why did the chicken cross the road ?

My favourite vegetable is salmon why is Bob your uncle?

Cos I married his sister

Would you?