Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Cock Robin who is in an EA with Ermintrude who is dreading the discovery of this by Zebedee.

How much of Europe is going to remain habitable?

Take them for a trip around the supermarket ( this is my plan also in lockdown area)
Just Benidorm and Magaluf
Will the incessant moaning about face mask,s ever end ?

From Monday, as the Face Mask CEO has taken out an injunction against everyone moaning (apart from those who are exempt for medical/psychological reasons)

Why didn't I take the tent down yesterday? (It's now blown across the garden & is halfway up the fence)

Because if you touch a tent on a Friday your hands will turn into tents.

What are rainbows made out of?

Wet ribbon.

Are we nearly there yet?

I'll tell you when we get there.

What job should Donald Trump do after he loses the US election?

King of the world obviously, why does my phone screen look slightly yellow?

Because you're wearing swimming goggles.

Are we going to have a sunny bank
Holiday?

The bank holiday has been cancelled because of covid.

Why do barber shops have that spinning red and white sign?

So you feel dizzy before you go in and Sweeney Todd can put you in a pie.

What flavour ice cream should I have?

Marmite ,should I go and clean the. Kitchen?

No, come & clean mine instead

Why do I daydream about being James Bond?

Too many vodka martinis for lunch.

I always used to catch up on The Archers podcast while ironing ... is it worth bothering or are they still monologuing?

They are using crossbows at the moment

How much sand is in the car after a trip to the beach?

I wouldn't bother, there will be a book out soon.

Where has the sun gone? It's freezing!

3/4 of a bucket of sand is left in the car
This is not enough to make a sandcastles.

Where are the remaining pieces of the rubik's cube dd broke last week?

In the toilet bowl.

What is the best flavour of chutney?

Mayonnaise,should we have chicken fajitas for tea tomorrow?

Fajitas taste better with beer, not tea.

How many tents does my DH need?

47. He needs 47.

What should I have for tea?

Banana sandwiches,I need to buy new uniforms next week what day should I go?

The 11th of December.

Remind me again why did I decide to have children??

You wanted to send them up the chimneys to earn some money for you.

What did Simon say?

Simon said audition for the X factor ,why is there nothing worth watching on TV apart from Friends ,that I have seen eleventy Billion times before ?

Because the government told tv bosses no decent programmes allowed tonight except Friends just to annoy you.
Where has my motivation gone I need to do some housework?