Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Dh will be late home. He's busy figuring out which way is up.

Why is my memory so shocking that I forgot to ask a question in my last post?

Because when you play The Last Post you are always so moved that you fast forward to November

Why am I feeling nameless dread?

Because you don't have a name. You never have. Your birth certificate is just blank when it comes to the name.

Where have I been the last few days?

Camberwick Green, why is it raining ?

Because weekend is coming.

What will the weekend bring?

Because the birds have all been swimming and the rain is actually water from their wet feathers as they fly by.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Jessica Rabbit

Why's the sky blue?

It was painted that way.

Who is the best musician of all time?

Me as a 7-year-old, playing Happy Birthday and Rule Brittania in piano lessons.

Where do babies come from?

The same place as ever other shade of brown bee

What becomes of the broken-hearted?

Love is all around them ,they feel it in their fingers and feel it in their toes ,Can anybody make head or tail of these local restrictions for Greater Manchester?

Only The Great A'Tuin, space turtle.

What is DH cooking for tea tonight?

Sea turtle, roasted in its shell.

Where does wind come from?

It comes from the Gods ,blowing through pipes, will Ds1 have outgrown his Blazer ?( not been worn since march)

Blazers adjust to the body of the wearer, don't worry.

What can I see from my window at work?

An otter and a shark having a fight ,what age will I live too?

Wildebeest (unless Torquay)

How can I persuade ants to move out?

You will live to the grand old age of 798.

You need to buy the penthouse apartment at One Hyde Park (It last sold for £31 million) & arrange packers & removals for those poor soon to be evicted ants.
Or failing that, you move & give the ants your house.

Why does my cat hate the wind so much & miaows at me to turn it off?

He is not miaowing at you, he is communicating with the spirits.

Why does my DP snore so luod?

He,s exercising his vocal cords , for when he becomes a famous Tenor, why am I awake ?

You needed to get up early to bring the pigeons in.

I've run out of shampoo, what shall I use instead?

Nothing, once you've not washed it for three weeks reaches a new steady state

I think my DH is cheating, what should I do?

Refuse to play cards with him until he stops.

Who spilt milk in my car? 🤢

Post a one sided thread about it on here, and then do exactly as the third response advises you.

What shall I do today with my 2 DS's, I'm in a lockdown area?