Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

They have fallen out with their partners and left , can gold fish catch COVID 19?

Only if their net is very fine

How can I get my towels fluffier?

Throw them in a stand mixer.

Why is my cat being such an asshole today?

It’s a lizard in cats clothing.

Who ate my ham?

The tiger who came to tea

The mad hatter.

How can I see the stars with all these clouds?

Look through a Kaleidoscope, what time will I wake up in the morning?

4am sorry

Will there ever stop.being bitchy cliques at my workplace?

"Will there ever stop.being bitchy cliques at my workplace?"

A hand grenade says YES!

How did scientists find out Koalas have chlamydia?

Vulcan mind magic

When will my almost 9 year old DD stop complaining that she can’t sleepy and just bloody sleep?

When you lace her bedtime milk with whisky.

Why can't I go to bed earlier?

Because you've sat on that tube of superglue that was lying on the sofa,

Why I am still up?

Because gravity hasn't kicked in yet.

How many socks is too many?

What should I wear today?

A space suit.

Will it rain today?

Yes and No

Is the heatwave really over?

Only if you had salad for breakfast.

Is it Christmas yet?

It was yesterday, you missed it.

Does my daughter have a rash or chickenpox?

It's splashes of red paint.
Shall I bother getting out of bed to shower?

No, just lie there and get someone to sprinkle you with a watering can.

Is emptying the dishwasher useful housework or am I just procrastinating from going upstairs to start work?

Get the dog to lick them clean. If you haven't got a dog, then borrow a neighbours.

Black or brown jeans today?

Jeans on a Friday, are you mad? It's rare skirts today, didn't you get the memo?

Which way is up?

Pink ,will my Dh finish work early today,he said he will be is that true?

*(should say ra-ra skirts, looks like my phone didn't get the memo either!)

Yazz, will I find what I need from B&Q today ?