Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Rainbow
Where are my husbands teeth- it's been 3 months!!!

He put them under his pillow and the tooth fairy took them. That £20 note you found? She left that.

How should flappingflamingo spend her husband tooth fairy money?

New teeth ,why is it raining?

@x2boys

New teeth ,why is it raining?

It's a govt initiative to get the rainwear economy back up and running.

Samosas or nachos ?

Samosas or nachos ?

Popcorn

Should I get a haircut?

No, you should turn into Rapunzel.

I've just spit into a tube for my ancestry DNA test, what dark secrets will it show?

That you are the only direct descendant of Anastasia Romanov and you can now claim the Russian Crown.

Is it too early to have a beer?

Yes you can only have a beer between the hours of midnight & 9am, so in fact you are late.
It's now wine o'clock so have wine instead.

Why are wine gums called wine gums when there is no wine in them?

Because every time you eat one, they feel it and whine, "ooh, claret!"

Why won't my 2 year old sleep?

She's teasing you ,as soon as you give up ,she will fall asleep ,cheese or chocolate?

cucumber

Where did I put the remote?

The dog ate it ,what should I have for breakfast tomorrow?

A large portion of Snozzcumbers

Why as the sky outside my window just gone black?

The end of the world is nigh ,Joey or Chandler?

Monica, every time!

How many desserts can DS4 eat before exploding??

75,Who invented the wheel?

Kanye West

Why do Llamas have such long necks?

Wilma Hildegard Eel. She used her initials due to woman being regarded as silly

Will the rain stop for any significant length of time during this camping holiday?

Llamas have long necks because it’s easier for them to Nick your ice cream.

The rain will stop at precisely 00:30 and start again at 00:31.

Which is better real butter or fake butter?

All the better to lick water off the roof with
Yes between the hours of midnight and 6 am every night you are camping ,white chocolate or milk chocolate?

Mayonnaise , why is my dog asleep again!

Because the cats are sleeping.

When will DH get off his gameboy?

When the cats wake up

How do you make hot chocolate ?

You put it in a bikini.

Should I eat dessert?

No, why on earth would you want to eat sand?

Does the Queen have any secret ambitions?