Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

YMCA

Why did I have a dream last night about Dominic Cummings & him telling me that he & Keir Starmer were jointly in charge of the country & that Boris & co were just his models, so Dominic & Keir could do all the important stuff whilst Boris, Gavin & Priti just pranced about? But not to worry about Rishi as he was good & just there to keep the idiots in check?

@TracyBeakerSoYeah

YMCA

Why did I have a dream last night about Dominic Cummings & him telling me that he & Keir Starmer were jointly in charge of the country & that Boris & co were just his models, so Dominic & Keir could do all the important stuff whilst Boris, Gavin & Priti just pranced about? But not to worry about Rishi as he was good & just there to keep the idiots in check?

Goats...

What would be your favourite meal?

Marble Sculpture

Your favourite art form ?

Futuristic punk rock.

What's for tea?

Canonballs and crepes

How long before my family realise i am sitting down and doing nothing?

When the washing up tower finally topples over.

Cream first ir jam first?

chocolate first

Algorithms or anagrams?

Anagrams have proven more successful as exam prediction tools.

What even is an algorithms?

An algorithm is a fun dance number.

When will I learn to be organised?

Tomorrow, but I will never learn to think before I speak.

Why don’t I think before I speak?

because your lips move faster than you think.

Why should you think before you speak?

Don’t

Why does a day off seem better when my colleagues are working?

Because of the time, buried in your subconscious, when on a day off you chanced to see the rest of them on a naturist beach.

What's the best chutney or pickle to go with cheese in a toastie?

Slow gin, homemade.

How do I make rain dry?

With a hairdryer
Why do the kids always want feeding at the most inconvenient times?

@Flappingflamingo

With a hairdryer Why do the kids always want feeding at the most inconvenient times?

That's how they train you to be compliant.

shells or canopies?

Because they're cats disguised as humans.

What's the best film ever made?

Clingfilm.

Space invaders or pacman?

@SabrinaThwaite

Clingfilm.

Space invaders or pacman?

Obviously Monster Munch

Should I make a crumble for pudding?

No don't make a pie instead!

Why has my doorbell just rung?

Brad Pitt dropped by for a chat.

Aardvark or Antelope?

Because you didn't answer the text,where ,s my front door key?

The Antevark ate it.

Why are the dogs barking so much?

Because they're asleep.

What colour shall I paint my living room?