Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

I will only tell you after you have written a 3000 word essay on the 'Merits of Dinner in a Post Futurist society & it's relation to Cubism & Brexit.'

Why are prawn cocktail crisps so yummy?

It's the cocktail recipe that only prawns know about ,egg and chips or vanilla ice cream?

Egg and vanilla ice cream please

Why is the Oxford comma so underrated?

Because leprechauns despise it,

What can you make with a cucumber , a banana and some jelly ?

A marvelous trifle.

Who wants to sweep the kitchen floor please?

Eton Mess.

What should I read next?

Wants are over rated.

What did the pie say to the sky ?

Sooty will, what time shall I go to bed?

The lion the witch and the warddrobe
Why the sky
When does EastEnders return ,does anyone really care?

Yesterday to both.

Where does the Sun go at night?

Somewhere private where everyone isn’t looking at

What can you make with custard and shoe polish ?

The sun goes to our local for a couple of pints every night.
No more than 2 or ot wont be up in the morning.

Why are humans not symmetrical?

@MyNameHasBeenTaken

The sun goes to our local for a couple of pints every night. No more than 2 or ot wont be up in the morning.

Why are humans not symmetrical?

Cross posted! Because they couldn’t see both ways

What can you make with custard and shoe polish ?

That misheard Beatles song - Yellow Shoe Clean.

Do I need to eat more?

Shoe polish flavoured custard ,Do they have Chinese fish and chips shop in China?

Yes though don't know if they offer deep fried mars bars.

Why is everyone obsessed with food this evening?

Because mid August is when we instinctively know to start laying down fat reserves for hibernating.

Just finished Counterpart...What TV series should we watch next?

Television is the work of the devein, meditate on your spike instead

Will I ever come to like the new upgraded (pah!) layout of my email account?

@WinnieTheW0rm

Television is the work of the devein, meditate on your spike instead

Will I ever come to like the new upgraded (pah!) layout of my email account?

Not until you start reading it standing on your head with a cup of tea balanced on your feet,

Why can’t I sleep?

You're worried you'll spill the tea

Why does bad luck come in threes?

Only threes? You lucky so and so!

Does my dachshund roll on his back with his little legs in the air to look cute or just because it's comfortable?

@ErrolTheDragon

Only threes? You lucky so and so!

Does my dachshund roll on his back with his little legs in the air to look cute or just because it's comfortable?

Neither - that’s the optimal position for him to control your mind

Why do cookies seem so much more tempting close to midnight ?

You still have cookies left near midnight?

Btw, you didn't give a wrong answer just now. The photo below gives the jist.

As I have no cookies, what should I have for a bedtime snack?

Deep fried tatantula.

What is my favourite song?

Sung blue - apparently everybody knows one.

Why aren't we talking more about ventilation?