Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Because we don't know what we don't know.

What are peanuts?

They are nuts made of peas.

Multiple clones of a cartoon character.

Why did you not ask a question?

Because her mouth fell off

Why are teenagers so argumentative?

It's in the genes

Why was my immediate reaction to the "What are peanuts?" question "Death!"?

Because your Great Great Great Great etc etc Grandfather was stoned to death with peanuts ,why was the yellow Submarine ,yellow ?

Because it wasn't blue.

Why is my 9 year old so whingy today?

He needs to stop rolling around in gorse on the moors.

Why is it so wet outside?

The angels are crying because they don’t want to wear masks.

What should I have to drink with my dinner?

Bubblegum ,slush puppy ,is there a man in the moon?

There's a woman in the moon, obviously.

Why are leaves green?

Because birds use them as traffic lights.

Why do squirrels eat upside down?

Because they have heard they won't.gain weight that way ,Do you think Matt Hancock is handsome?

Because they were breast-fed by well-endowed Cossack ladies and it changed their DNA.

Why do birds suddenly appear, when you are near?

Oh, x-post.

Yes, because he was breast-fed by Cossack ladies and it changed his DNA.

Will birds suddenly appearing at Covid wards gain preferential treatment over, say, squirrels needing cancer treatment for their tails?

No, they'll all be able to get treated because the humans will finally have sussed they can get treated more efficiently at the vets.

Has it finally stopped raining, or am I tempting fate if I take the dog out now?

Of course it’s stopped raining, it’ll never rain again.

Why do my kids wake up early at weekends but refuse to get out of bed on school mornings?

They are doing it on a dare.

Why do foxes keep coming into my garden?

Because once just isn't enough.

Where have the three eyed ravens gone?

The land of make believe,would Donald Trump suit and 80,s style perm?

Yes, he needs to give a permanent wave to politics.

How do the incompetent stay hidden?

Blankets over their heads.

Why is my dog whining?

Because he's trying to communicate with my dog who is asleep on the settee ,why why why Delilah ?

Because she was angry - she herself had already said that question upthread!

Why is it raining and sunny?

So the Leprechaun can find his pot of gold.

What's for dinner?