Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

You can. You are in fact asleep right now and what you think is wakefulness is an elaborate dream, and your real life is glimpsed only in your nightmares as they are the only things powerful enough to break through.

How many cups of coffee will I need today?

@GlacindaTheTroll

You can. You are in fact asleep right now and what you think is wakefulness is an elaborate dream, and your real life is glimpsed only in your nightmares as they are the only things powerful enough to break through.

How many cups of coffee will I need today?

Just one - you will refill it 42.543 times.

Why can't I be arsed to wake up?

Because your eyes have somehow glued themselves shut, and it is taking 99% of your body's energy to simply keep them open. (The other 1% is used to post on this thread.)

Will there be a Mamma Mia 3?

Only after mama mia 6 5 and 4.

What has ds bought me for my birthday?

A nice new rattle.

Why do people eat jam with pips in it?

To clean the lettuce off their teeth

Has a leopard ever changed it spots?

No, but they do change their socks.

Where did my pen go?

Your pen has gone for a stroll with the kitchen towel.

Purple or Pasta?

Purple pasta ,who is the greatest of them all?

3rd ladder rung.

If you could make a law what would you do ?

coleslaw with beetroot and seeds.

Why is it raining cats and dogs?

Because there's a gerbil shortage.

Who wants to drive me to the seaside?

Because they can't fly

What should I cook for my date on Sunday

Clearly you need to cook the beach-destined driver, with fava beans

Do teenage boys ever stop growing?

aged cheese cake with date syrup - add a 1773 bottle of Coke

Who is the fastest of them all?

Zebedee from the magic roundabout ,Daddy or chips?

a) only when they stop being teenagers
b) the winning tortoise
c) HP

Why do some posters get overlooked?

Because they are very short

Fancy coming to do my housework for me?

Fancy isn't coming because she's still SD. She's not been coming for months.

Have you only just noticed her absence?

Absence makes the heart grow fonder,Ken Dodd or Cary Grant?

Doddy Grant

Tea or coffee?

Hot chocolate

Why do dogs chase cats?

@Sertchgi123

Hot chocolate

Why do dogs chase cats?

They are pissed off that cats have nine lives.

Why are oranges orange 🍊

Because if they were yellow they'd be called yellows.

Mayonnaise or salad cream?

Hot chili sauce and bananas ,how do we know what we know?