Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Yes I can.

Why is the grass green?

Because if it was white you wouldn't be able to see your golf ball.

What's that coming over the hill?

It's the automatic coming over the hill.

When will I get a storm?

The moment you've made a cheesecake and put it in the fridge with stern reminders that it's for guest tomorrow. The fridge will definitely be stormed.

Who is bringing up baby?

The lion pukes tonight.

Your hangover cure is ... ?

Eating coffee before midnight.

Your favourite candle scent is?

Petrol,why did the cat sit on the mat?

Because it was covered in glue.
What are you rubbish at ?

Litter picking tidily.

How should I learn to be bewitching?

Buy a broom stick

why is blue blue ?

Because red took it as read.

How would I bring sunshine to my life?

By sitting in a snow storm,is there anything worth watching on TV?

The chase re run from 2012

Where do babies come from?

From the great bakery high up in the sky beyond the rainbows.

What comes next ?

I could tell you but then I would have to kill you? Hugh Grant or David Blaine?

Both of them would crash the Bond franchise.

Would you prefer a Manchester or Bakewell Tart?

Both of them would crash the Bond franchise.

Subtle ...That answer was only wrong in that the first word should have been 'either'.

How much longer is my hair going to take to dry? (I don't want to use the hairdryer as the bedroom is a bit to warm already)

Tarts...no, definitely not either or both.

Depends on how sleepy you are, I have heard hopping on one for and singing helps speed up the process,

Sean Bean or Sean Penn?

@AutumnNymph

Depends on how sleepy you are, I have heard hopping on one for and singing helps speed up the process,

Sean Bean or Sean Penn?

Mr Bean(Rowan Atkinson)

Sweet or Savoury?

Savoury, a much better crossword answer.

What book are you reading?

Mumsnet edition 18906754334556 best ever
Why does always rain when I leave the laundry outside?

Because spiders like to play on the water slide .... weeeeeeeeeeeee!

What’s the answer to four down?

Because Travis got the words wrong.

Why can't I sleep?

Lloyd needs to finish the crossword puzzle so Jessie can get her memories back! (Four Down - Film 2013)

Why can't I sleep?

Correction - so he can get his memories of Jessie back.....

Why can't I sleep?