Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Because it wants a change from swings and roundabouts.

Why is water not actually wet?

Why is water not actually wet?

Because it wears a special magical coat.

Why do remotes hide behind the sofa?

They don't like your programmes.

How do socks get holes?

Because your neighbour sneaks over the hedge and puts tiny snips in them while they are on the washing line.

Why is it sunny?

Because when water vapour condenses, it falls as sunshine.

Should I go to Tesco or Asda today?

Should I go to Tesco or Asda today?

The moon.

Why do stupid people exist?

Because they outsmart the even more stupid
Why do kids scream when they play?

And if duvets were called socks, they would be a lot smaller

No your feet would be much bigger

What am I going to have for lunch at work when I have left todays at home

Your colleagues ,Tuna sandwiches ,why is it so warm yet so dull outside?

Why do kids scream when they play? They are not playing, they are re-enacting ritual sacrifice ceremonies remembered from their former lives.

Why is it so warm but so dull? Because the aliens are terraforming the earth ahead of the planned invasion next week.

How can I make myself grow taller?

When everybody is asleep, cut out their knee joints.
You will "be" about 4 inches taller.

Why is my teen still asleep?

Still processing the algorithms.

What is for evening meal ?

Thin air.

What did you have for lunch?

I was going to have my tuna sandwich but someone ate it.

Why is 3 a lucky number?

It is how many fingers I have left .

Are you great at any sports?

Yes I'm world class at Tiddly winks ,who are all the pies ?

All the pies are the sky.

Why are trees tall?

They thrive on porridge.

Which clothes designer do you prefer?

Which clothes designer do you prefer?
None. Clothes is so pre-Covid.

Why do spiders come in my house?

Because you were a spider in a past life, and they're gravitating towards you.

Do you like the X-Factor?

Because you left the door open.

Whats for dinner?

Cross posted!

Do you like X-Factor? that depends on a lot of factors - esp the B and Z need to align and be parallel to X.

Whats for dinner?

Music , as it is the food of lurve.

Can you play an instrument?

Yes because I am the music ( wo)man and I can play ,the pia ,pia piano ,Do you like the colour green?