Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Chernobyl

42- what is the question?

How many roads must a man walk down?
(Answer and question)

One

Why is seven afraid of nine?

Because eight was eaten the other day, after one disappeared too.

Why are oranges orange?

Because they are lemons and strawberries babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it had a terrible experience at the local Nando's.

What's the best way to change a nappy?

Send it to a Tony Robbins workshop.

What should I have for breakfast?

Black forest Gateux and a Gin and Tonic , where ,s my hair brush?

It’s helping me detangle my web of lies

Why is my neighbour doing DIY at 7am EVERY morning for past two weeks

Because they love you and want to make sure you get up in time for work.

Why are you closed?

Because inside the closet is a snug place to be

How long does it take a cat to lick herself clean?

73 minutes,where will it all end .

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What flavour ice cream should I get at the ice cream parlour?

Country pancake

Should I kiss this frog?

Only if it can sing like Paul McCartney.

Wash whites with or without colours?

With , should I go to the shop.?

Yes as then you can get my shopping so I don't have to go.

Why has no one accidentally on purpose knocked thrown Trump out of a window, tied him up with weights & thrown him in a river or ran him over? (Obviously hypothetical CIA)

Because underneath it all, he’s a really nice guy.

When will I be offered the ideal council flat?

When the Royal Mail starts employing unicorns

What is the best home remedy for anxiety?

Watching the news.

Should Donald Trump be reelected?

Absolutely he's a fantastic president and role model ,what shall I have for lunch ?

3 grapes, a satsuma, and a raw aubergine.

What shall I read as a relaxing bed time book?

War and peace, shall I have my hair in Nicola, Sturgeon,s style?

shall I have my hair in Nicola, Sturgeon,s style?
Yes, Angela Merkel.

Best UK Minister?

Hugh grant

How do you make a brew?