Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Eye of newt and toe of dog

Does mother always know best?

She doesn’t know him, she just bumped into him one day in the pub.

Why is my mattress squeaky?

There are mice living in it.

How do I fix my shoe?

£10 and a bar of chocolate should be a sufficient bribe.

Why is my car filthy again so quickly?

Because you didn't clean it in the first place silly,will it rain today?

Golden showers will be widespread

What did Nelly pack in her trunk?

Cauliflowers.

What did the Caspian Sea?

The sea weed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

The bottom of the deep blue sea, will someone come and tidy me house ?

No one can tidy your house - better take a hand grenade and blow it up. Where should I move to?

Outer Mongolia,what is dog thinking?

How to reconcile cat and dog physics.

How to remove ketchup stains?

With a hammer.

Whatever happened to Mrs Healey?

She spontaneously combusted.

What are the advantages and disadvantages of a grey carpet?

Advantages- it camouflages dead bodies. Disadvantages- it camouflages dead bodies.

What is the bare minimum?

A term not to be confused with the bear minimum.

How can I get thin and eat loads of chocolate?

Only by moving into an alternate universe.

What became of the broken hearted?

They got pacemakers

Why do hotels have such small cups?

They are for the Borrower's to drink out what shall I cook for tea?

Tuna sausages.
What would you say to Boris J if you met him?

Ask Dwayne Johnson.

Why is it quarter past five already?

Because the quarter was faster than the five.

Why is the moon not a planet?

Because they asked it and it preferred being a moon ,why am I do hot?

Because you are sitting in the oven.

How can I get my arse into gear?

Bottle of wine at the ready & put on a Netflix series.

What should I have for dinner?