Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

What is the queen's favourite food?

Instant coffee and fags.

Is it bedtime yet??? (well tired!)

It is bed time at 00.13 and 13 seconds and not before ,why did Mona Lisa smile enigmatically?

She’d just cracked off a good one.

Who is the most beautiful person in the world?

Who is the most beautiful person in the world?

Donald Trump

Share or shaft?

Donald Trump,why did I see the crescent but you saw the whole of the Moon?

Ha ha cross post great minds😂

Shaft obviously who would win in a duel Cheryl Cole or Danni minogue ?

Louis would win obvs.

Why can't I get to bloody sleep??

You have to change trains four times, which is a bloody nightmare with Southern rail.

How do you measure the distance between the earth and the sun?

Pace it out.

What’s the best smell in the world?

Well obviously that's fresh farts from your worst enemy🙄,where is the promised land?

In the London borough of Croydon

Are we there yet?

Yes we are there

No you need to lie back and think of England ,who should rule the world?

Opps question..

Why do hand/toenails grow?

So you have something to scratch your partner with.

What is the holy grail?

So you can pick wax out of your ears (even with toenails)

Why does Jennifer still love Brad?

Because his smegma is great on crackers.

What’s the meaning of life?

For human life be utilised aw extra terrestrial experimentation

Why does chocolate make you fat?

As not aw 😬

Because all the chocolate manufacturers want to remind of you of their product every time you pass wind.

Has anyone else has flip flop blisters (from between their big and second toe)?

No, everyone else with blisters in that location got them from doing the new craze of fire walking without appropriate training and hot coals got stuck between their toes.

Why didn't Boris Johnston furlough himself considering he could have got 80% of his salary when he was ill instead of stat sick pay?

Because he wanted to experience the life of the proletariat.

Why is the river Severn lovely up river but muddy brown nearer the mouth ?

Poor teeth brushing.

Why do I wake up half an hour before my alarm goes off?

Because the voices in your head tell you to

Where should I go on holiday?