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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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bearlyactive · 12/08/2020 10:55

For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

OP posts:
Original poster
bearlyactive · 13/08/2020 21:17

No, Derby.

If you were my mask, where would you hide?

OP posts:
safariboot · 13/08/2020 21:28

If you were my mask, where would you hide?

In the door seal of the washing machine.

What should I eat?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 13/08/2020 21:32

Stewed bugs and onions

Why is port passed to the left?

rosegoldwatcher · 13/08/2020 21:55

Why is port passed to the left?
Because Starboard is passed to the right.

Who invented the vacuum cleaner?

safariboot · 13/08/2020 21:56

Who invented the vacuum cleaner?

Yo momma.

Who invented yo momma jokes?

MyNameHasBeenTaken · 13/08/2020 21:58

Boris again.

Can you solve rubik's cube?

x2boys · 13/08/2020 22:01

Yes don't buy one ,you will only end up throwing it ,will I be able to sleep tonight?

MyNameHasBeenTaken · 13/08/2020 22:07

Depends how far you can open the window.

Why are we?

x2boys · 13/08/2020 22:28

We think there for we are ,shall I have a glass of wine?

ErrolTheDragon · 13/08/2020 22:31

No, it's now after 10:30 on a weeknight so only hot chocolate or ovaltine are allowed.

WTF is Ovaltine anyway?

CabernetSoWhat · 13/08/2020 22:47

Ovaltine is Circletine that got a squashed in transit.

What are this weekend's lotto numbers?

x2boys · 13/08/2020 22:52

1,2,3,4,5,6 why does Dh watch shite on TV?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 13/08/2020 22:55

Because a seagull landed on your TV earlier

Will there be a colony on Mars in our lifetimes?

WinnieTheW0rm · 13/08/2020 23:00

Yes, but as Marathon is coming back, demand will drop

What's the best thing to do in London?

TheDaydreamBelievers · 13/08/2020 23:12

The best thing to do in London is to jump in the big puddle beside Brixton station.

What is Italy's most famous delicacy?

rosegoldwatcher · 13/08/2020 23:17

What is Italy's most famous delicacy?
Monica Bellucci.

Is it bedtime yet?

50shadesoflunacy · 13/08/2020 23:19

Marmite

Why are bees stripey?

thehumblediamond · 13/08/2020 23:21

Because they want to be like Tigger.

What about zebras?

SonEtLumiere · 13/08/2020 23:25

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GeorgiaWeLoveYou · 13/08/2020 23:26

So they can camoflauge under the waves of waterbodies.

What is the queen's favourite food?

SonEtLumiere · 13/08/2020 23:27

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Sunshineboo · 13/08/2020 23:29

only when they are cold.

my question;
do bears like honey

Anordinarymum · 13/08/2020 23:30

because it found Nirvana

Is it still Thursday

x2boys · 13/08/2020 23:30

The Queen's favourite food is marmite and jam mixed together on toast washed down with a bloody Mary ,why do Ducks Quack?

Anordinarymum · 13/08/2020 23:32

@Sunshineboo

only when they are cold.

my question;
do bears like honey

No. Bears wear funny hats and the pope shits in the woods. Hope that cleared it up for you

Why was the Cavalier laughing