Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

The naice ones - Waitrose

Who will be the next monarch ?

Meghan Markle ,how long would it take to walk to the moon?

Not very long at all if you moon-walk. Which is obviously why the moon-walk was invented.

Why am I havinh trouble sleeping?

How long would it take to walk to the moon?
8 years, 9 months and 13 days if it was on the flat, but you'd be walking uphill so probably longer.

To be or not to be?

Both. Like Freud's pidgeon.

What's the biggest compliment you've ever received?

Acupuncture

Who let the dogs out?

You smaller intestine, that's why they come out you bum.

Boris is named, what would you do?

Say Loudly, arise Sir Ob

Does E=MC2

Yes - it's is the eleventh studio album by American singer-songwriter and producer Mariah Carey.

What are windows for?

Public toilets for birds

Why does my cat love sitting on my leopard print trousers, pyjama bottoms, top & furry blanket?
(Why does she love the leopard print so much?)

It's her aunty

Why do dogs eat cats?

Because they taste better than frogs ,if Henry the eighth was the current king do you think we would still have COVID 19?

No because he will be looking for the next Queen Henry.

What is your favourite dinosaur

No we'd have rampant syphilis instead.

Why did the our first common ancestors decide to get out of the trees?

To watch Emmerdale.

What is the best smell in the world?

The wi-fi signal is terrible up at the top of trees.

Who do you want as our next prime minister?

Stewie from family guy obviously.

Why do babies dribble?

What is your favourite dinosaur
Who do you want as our next prime minister?

A turkey

What change first, the chicken or the egg

Because they really want a Big Mac but rarely get one.

What’s the best way to clean a loo?

With your stbxhs toothbrush.
Why do pigeons shag constantly?

By sticking your head down there and licking the bowl clean, Do you think Simon Cowell should run an X factor style US election?

They don't have telly.

What have I forgotten to pack for our holiday?

Because she lets them.

Where are my glasses

No it's not April.

Whens the next bank holiday?

Where are my glasses?

They've packed themselves and have run away with the egg and the spoon for a Bank Holiday minibreal on the Twelfth of Never

Is the long haired lover really from Liverpool?