Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Because it wouldn't be ice if it was hot.

Why is water wet?

Makes it easier to see.

Why do birds suddenly appear every tim you are near?

*time

Why do birds suddenly appear every tim you are near?

You smell of worms

Cigareets, whisky or wild wild women?

Because you're part of the flock dude

Am I nice

It was the wild wild women. After all they are the ones who drank the whisky and hid all the cigareets.

You are terrible.

Why is green green?

Because green.

Why is water clear?

Because if it was,nt it would be mud ,how will this pandemic end?

Not with a bang but a whimper

What’s the best mask?

Yellow polka-dotted one that just barely covers your bottom.

How long should I go have a bath for?

At least 24 hours.

What's your favourite type of dress?

3 days ,four hours and 7 and half minutes ,how big is the Universe?

About 6 feet.

What the hell is up with Ronnie?

Shit ... i am Ronnie

Wedding dress I try and wear it at least once a week complete with veil and train ,how long is a piece of string?

-42.78 kg

I'm looking for an inspirational film to watch. What would you recommend?

Midnight in the Garden of good and Evil ,who shot the sheriff?

Bobby from Eastenders.

What should I have for dinner tonight?

Who shot the sheriff?
Layla.

Wool carpet, ceramic tiles or wood flooring?

Dinner? Jellied eels
Flooring? wool for the smell when it gets wet

How to I get my husband to empty the pool?

Wool carpet for the wall ,ceramic tiles for the ceiling and wooden floor for the bathroom ,should Rachel have married Ross?

Put a bottle of beer at the bottom.

What should I have from the Indian takeaway this evening?

How to I get my husband to empty the pool?

Get him to float a plastic poo in it.
That should empty the pool very quickly.

Why can't I think of a good question?

Because they only have two bum cheeks to scratch?

Where do babies come from?

Barbados

When will the tide come in?