Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Prawn curry,why was Chesney hawkes ," The one and only"?

Alphabetti spaghetti on toast.

Why is heather lucky?

why was Chesney hawkes ," The one and only"? He's a sex bot made in a factory

Why is heather lucky? She was the quality control testing of the HawkesBot

Which of my babies is the cutest?

Anything on the ceiling.

Why do babies like lullabies?

Which of my babies is the cutest?

The one that looks least like Winston Churchill.

What’s the time Mr Wolf?

Time to get a watch...!

Will I ever get motivated to do some work instead of Mumsnetting?

Depends on whether there's a power cut

When is a door not a door?

When is a door not a door?

When it's unhinged.

Can I have another cup of coffee?

Can I have another cup of coffee?

Only for colonic irrigation

Will thebDC ever get up before noon ever again?

No, they will get up at exactly 12:01pm every day.

Why is everything plastic wrapped these days?

Because everything wants to lose inches off their hips as they think that being covered in plastic wrap will help them sweat the inches away.

What did the fox say?

What did the fox say?

Racism.

How do I hack into the bank and steal a squillion dollars?

Walk in with a floral face mask and nerf gun.
What do I look like?

Exactly like your evil twin!

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Venus in blue jeans.

Whe-e-e-e-ere is love?

Love is all around us ,why do I like drinking Dr pepper even though it gives me indigestion?

Because you stand on your head & pour it down your nose.

Why do I feel so tired today?

The cat drank your coffee.

How should I treat myself this weekend?

Put your fingers in a blender.

How do fans make it cool

They wear sunglasses.

What the hell has happened to the Year 13 A-Level results...?

You’ll have to wait for the plot twist

What does LBW mean?

What does LBW mean? Little bit of wee

Can a dodo do it?

Yes definitely as they're not really extinct just hiding.

Why does my cat love sitting on my leopard print trousers, pyjama bottoms, top & furry blanket?
(Why does she love the leopard print so much?)

Only once every millennium,do you think zombies will take over the earth?

No, it'll never happen

Why is ice cold?