Do you want to know a secret?

[TwoTribes]

It is something that once known cannot be unknown.

Do you want to know?

For those that need a bit more. It is related to spring/summer and birds. If you know it you will regret knowing it. Do you still want to know?

Great , just been awaken by Betty's mate with the sore toe I never ever want to know a secret again!

I've got a Betty Crocker ad showing 🤣

Round here the pigeons shout, 'I LOVE you baby!'

What was the thing about squirrels?

Round here they say -
It's bullshit, Judy

What a thread... It took me 4 pages to understand what the heck it's on about...

However, I'm throwing this in...

My husband says they coo 'It's charcoal, stupid. It's charcoal, stupid, it's...' and I cannot unheard it!

Well f**k me, about wasps and figs. I just told my DD and she said she thought everyone knew that. So do vegans avoid figs then?

Thing about squirrels is upthread!

@SnickettyLemon interesting thought. I looked up whether they're vegan and apparently the jury's out. Personally I find it hard enough to enjoy them even as a non-vegan.

It’s actually ‘my hairs all frizzy’. That’s all I hear and that’s all I’ve ever hear!

@JesusInTheCabbageVan.I am also not a lover of figs. I did used to enjoy a fig roll biscuit though.... not any more.

Yup. I know they SAY the crunchy bits aren't wasps, but.....

We've got 2 outside this morning, sat on opposite ends of the shed. One is moaning "my toe hurts Betty". Betty is clearly tired of his drama llama ways and is looking at him and much louder clearly saying "I don't give a shit!"

My nan always used to say they were saying “I’m far too busy” & once she’d put it in my head that’s all I hear every time I hear them coo, it drives me mad!

No, they say "if you knew Suzy like I know Suzy" (from a song by Kate Bush called something like Birdsong I think.) to which the reply is "who?".

I will only ever hear this.

The wood pigeon actually says "You silly bugger" . Was told this years ago.

You all have it wrong....the woos pigeon calls a re based on Ooh so how can they say Betty???

My toe hurts Judy
My toe hurts Judy
My toe hurts Judy
OHH