Do you want to know a secret?

[TwoTribes]

It is something that once known cannot be unknown.

Do you want to know?

For those that need a bit more. It is related to spring/summer and birds. If you know it you will regret knowing it. Do you still want to know?

@TwoTribes
The thighs are a group of unusual posters, I can't remember any of their names but they're all a bit strange.

I can't hear that at all . I can, however, hear 'bucket of coal' when pigeons coo.

[quote Institutkarite]@TwoTribes
The thighs are a group of unusual posters, I can't remember any of their names but they're all a bit strange.[/quote]
Oh, ok.

Are they affiliated to pigeons or other birds?

Nooo it's "ive been sick Betty"

Please don't tell me anything disturbing about blackbirds OP - I love them!
(Wood pigeons? Pah!)

Is that all? Well I know a proper real secret, and I'm not telling anybody, so there.

Reading this feeling like I'm on drugs

@SauvignonBlanketyBlank

Reading this feeling like I'm on drugs

Obviously none of you are Kate Bush fans...

@ThickFast something to do with insects' pooing in them

You haven't ruined it for me OP - my son 6 and I make up sentences every day for them during home schooling - great fun as it happens...

No they coo 'your too late pigeon'

Well that's what I hear but the shorter coo is 'who's farted'

@VenusTiger it’s similar. Make you never want to eat another one.

That's WAY less disturbing than cute, cuddly sea otters stealing, drowning and raping the corpses of baby seals.

I mentioned that on a thread about otters a year or so ago and got a load of abuse piled onto me.

IT'S NOT OUR FAULT IF OTTERS AREN'T AS CUTE AS THEY LOOK!

And people think they can hear the little sentences

Ah now, with the Mumsnet pigeon...

Can't remember her name, but she actually did speak in little sentences.

(This thread will now divide into people who go, "Oh yes, wonder how she is?" and people who go "DaFUQ? "

But why do they never finish the last sentence?? It drives me mad.

My wood pigeons (as in the wood pigeons that sit on my fence and torment my cat, not wood pigeons that I actively own) say 'the scarecrows are coming' in a somewhat sinister tone... and once it was pointed out to me I now cannot unhear it.

I'll listen out tomorrow to see if they are also friends of Betty and her toe

Oh yes! I wonder how she is?

It's 'my toe bleeds, Betty'

Is this like the ‘is the dress blue or black?’ thing, because I hear nothing about any Betty in that Pigeon’s coo-ing. No Betty, no toes.

I don't see why thinking a pigeon's call sounds like "My toe hurts, Betty" would be particularly annoying tbh.

I can totally hear it, in a Frank Spencer voice. Hilarious! Thanks OP, you made me laugh and goodness knows we all need a laugh right now.

I've been sick Betty is the best one so far

I heart this thread. OP has found a new way to divide people: those who say YES WE TOTES GET BETTY (or similiar) and those who say ermmmm, who did a what now?

They say "Je vousdrais"
Greedy little fuckers are wood pigeons.